I am the world's greatest consulting detective. All the others are cunts.
I enjoy deducing the fiendish import of many and diverse crimes committed against the citizenry by the small army of filthy criminal buggers who frequent the seedy, glistening underbelly of this blessed Albion. I will destroy crime.
I do not listen to music, for it is an extraneous distraction from the Glorious Business of destroying crime. I make an exception only for the haunting serenade of a Limehouse prostitute, mournfully warbling the songs of the Old Country and weeping for her lost youth and dreams and teeth. Yes.
