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CLEFT PALETTES

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About Me



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CHECK OUT THESE NEW REMIXES OF SEASNAKE!!!:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIRIDOL

EGG THE TEENS

STEALTH DISCO

The Cleft Palettes are two geeks and a dweeb who use grime handclaps and MIDI samples to make awesome songs sound really fucking shit. Like Crystal Castles but not cool, or good.

For now we dj everywhere and remix anything and wear sunglasses on the tube cos we're big deals...

But one day, we'll form a band so hardcore, you'll have to be blind, deaf and ginger just to handle us.
THAT DAY HAS COME.
BITCH.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/14/2006
Band Website: jewfaq.org
Band Members:

PATO BANTON

LUCYFUR

DAN


Influences:
Sounds Like:
Record Label: So Sweet (USA / Japan)
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

///OUR FIRST LIVE SET!!!///

So we've accepted a rather exciting gig offer for MAY.It'll be our first (if you are/were a cute and impressionable teenager, your first was probably Patrick).So i guess this means we're officially a ...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

BEG THE REWIND.

If you wanna rmx our new tracks, Party Wall + NecroStep, send us a Wii message and we'll link you to the bits and piecesyesyesohyaylux.x..x.x.x
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST

DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD (it’s free!)

So our downloads just don't work up in here, up in here.Go HERE:http://www.thecleftpalettes.ukfsn.organd sic em.lucyfurxxx.x.x.x.x.x.x
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST

HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO REMIX US?

*Cleft Palettes Industries is an Equal Opportunities Employer and people WITHOUT HANDS will not be penalised in any way. Ugly people can fuck off though"
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

PATTY'S MUM

How NICE is she? wow.Um, yeah, so we've been busy little musk rats///Watch this space... for our suicide girl mascot (she's posing in a cleft palettes tshirt and, um, not much else); our teenagers rem...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST

UM, WE NEED TO TALK...

So... it's not easy being like this total cultural phenomenon. The Cleft Palettes are getting squillions of gig offers from various nights and clubs and, even more weirdly...actual people with like go...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

awthum

So people much cooler than us are asking us to do stuff for them. It's like the feudal system, but with more free drink.We're clefting stuff for the Teenagers, Miss Oddkid and the Cocknbullkid. maybe ...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

mmmm//hmmm!

So yesterday was jokes. We dj'd to a mix of old people, spandex-bummers and teenage girls with bare lipstick on at Glowsticks and Mincepies. Prize for Raddest Person goes to the brer from Bono Must Di...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

got spaff?

but you still need a dj? why not choose Cleft Palette Industries?We won't leave our work at the office. We don't care how your day at school went. We spect our shirts to be ironed (BEFORE you do The F...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

mostly...

...we spent the weekend sitting around eating oven chips and necking innocent smoothie (acerola is some good shit), while Patty Bums Pigs was elfing it up at Pinewood with Ludacris......but we also fi...
Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST