///OUR FIRST LIVE SET!!!/// |
So we've accepted a rather exciting gig offer for MAY.It'll be our first (if you are/were a cute and impressionable teenager, your first was probably Patrick).So i guess this means we're officially a ... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST |
BEG THE REWIND. |
If you wanna rmx our new tracks, Party Wall + NecroStep, send us a Wii message and we'll link you to the bits and piecesyesyesohyaylux.x..x.x.x Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST |
DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD (it’s free!) |
So our downloads just don't work up in here, up in here.Go HERE:http://www.thecleftpalettes.ukfsn.organd sic em.lucyfurxxx.x.x.x.x.x.x Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST |
HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO REMIX US? |
*Cleft Palettes Industries is an Equal Opportunities Employer and people WITHOUT HANDS will not be penalised in any way. Ugly people can fuck off though" Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST |
PATTY'S MUM |
How NICE is she? wow.Um, yeah, so we've been busy little musk rats///Watch this space... for our suicide girl mascot (she's posing in a cleft palettes tshirt and, um, not much else); our teenagers rem... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST |
UM, WE NEED TO TALK... |
So... it's not easy being like this total cultural phenomenon. The Cleft Palettes are getting squillions of gig offers from various nights and clubs and, even more weirdly...actual people with like go... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST |
awthum |
So people much cooler than us are asking us to do stuff for them. It's like the feudal system, but with more free drink.We're clefting stuff for the Teenagers, Miss Oddkid and the Cocknbullkid. maybe ... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST |
mmmm//hmmm! |
So yesterday was jokes. We dj'd to a mix of old people, spandex-bummers and teenage girls with bare lipstick on at Glowsticks and Mincepies. Prize for Raddest Person goes to the brer from Bono Must Di... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST |
got spaff? |
but you still need a dj? why not choose Cleft Palette Industries?We won't leave our work at the office. We don't care how your day at school went. We spect our shirts to be ironed (BEFORE you do The F... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST |
mostly... |
...we spent the weekend sitting around eating oven chips and necking innocent smoothie (acerola is some good shit), while Patty Bums Pigs was elfing it up at Pinewood with Ludacris......but we also fi... Posted by CLEFT PALETTES on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST |