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About Me

I believe I am different than most guys. I shower sitting down. I do this because I'm tired in the morning. I'm on myspace simply for writing. I post new blogs just about everyday. I hate salad. I killed a chicken once with a broom. It had been mauled by a dog. It was a mercy kill. I once was lead singer in a band called WhiteBitch. We sucked. I am a Christian. I am proud of it. My best friend of 18 years is dead. I throw rocks at the rehab center that he spent many years in and out of. I play poker quite often. I love Vegas. I hate salad. I hate cliches but kind of like metaphors. I am not bi-polar or bi-sexual but I am almost bi-lingual and I own a bicycle. I don't smoke. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I have an amazing girlfriend. Not only is she beautiful, she has the biggest heart of anyone I know. Her and I are perfect together. I am an ordained Reverend. I became Reverend Hurl via the internet. I cry at sad movies. I recently learned that the lonely build walls while the rest of us build bridges. I hate walls.MRS. HURL WAS HERE. LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'd like to meet:

You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Music:

Myspace Layouts - Solid Colors Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes - Myspace Generators - Myspace Backgrounds

Movies:

princess bride, family man, march of the penguins, there's something about mary, dumb and dumber, gatden state, old school,notebook, finding nemo

Television:

that 70's show

Heroes:

The LORD JESUS CHRIST everyone else will let you down -----------------------------------------------------------

Please take 5 minutes to watch this.

"People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives, Be kind anyway. If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway. You see, in the end, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway"- Mother Teresa

My Blog

God, Unicorns and My Arrogance

My girlfriend says it takes a certain amount of arrogance to write blogs. She thinks to believe you have something to say that is worthy of being read and commented takes some nerve.&n...
Posted by hurl on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:22:00 PST

Random Thoughts and Events

The best way to say I'm sorry is.........I'm Sorry. The best way to say I love you is.........I Love You. The best way to say you forgive someone is.........I forgive you. There is one word I hat...
Posted by hurl on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:07:00 PST

Thank you, Mr. Travolta. I hate you.

I woke up this morning with some great plans for today. Like usual, my plans were thwarted because I got distracted. This time, I blame John Travolta. I hate John Travolta. Before to...
Posted by hurl on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:52:00 PST

Where Oh Where Are Thou Homeo

I'm a little concerned. My girlfriend is out for the night. I am not exactly sure what she is doing but I do know who she is with. It is who she is with that has me concerned. An old boyfr...
Posted by hurl on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:53:00 PST

Lessons from the Ice Cream Man

It was about 30 years ago at this exact time when I learned my first lesson in life. It involved a quarter, a white van, an absent mother, and the ice cream man. I was a little boy. ...
Posted by hurl on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:12:00 PST

A New Group of People for me to Offend

I started reading a blog the other night. It was written by some proud gamer guy. I read about a paragraph before I wanted to kill myself. The middle aged author of this boring ...
Posted by hurl on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:18:00 PST

Ugly Head

should have said itnow i regret itstop the diseaseit's how i spread iti left you alone with your bridedid you kiss heryour best man chose pridehow do i resist heran apology was triedare you a good lis...
Posted by hurl on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:13:00 PST

When someone you love is hurting

I'm guilty. I take full responsiblity. Every once in awhile, someone you care about comes to you with some heartbreaking news. You look at that person you love and just by that quick glanc...
Posted by hurl on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:00:00 PST

Good Penis, Bad Penis

About a decade ago, Disney released The Little Mermaid. It was a cartoon movie obviously aimed at children.Shortly after its release, an uptight housewife or some overbearing father started comp...
Posted by hurl on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:59:00 PST

Words that begin with M, Alex

Quick Note: I do know how to spell munkee, but myspace won't let me post a blog with the correct spelling of the word. The highlight of my weekend was this game my girlfriend and I pl...
Posted by hurl on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST