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About Me

This is my backup page. I Rule so add me. Thank you!In case you need more information in order to make the difficult decision of becoming my friend, here is a little bit about me:I am on myspace for one reason and that is to write.These are NOT the reasons I'm on myspace:1. To get laid2. Make a Rap Album3. Pose like a wannabe rap artist4. Pimp my new wannabe rap album5. Talk about Miley Cyrus6. Get into internet fights with guys with low self esteem because they have a small dick.7. Brag about any drugs I do or do not take.8. Try to convince you that everything is a conspiracy like those morons who think 9/11 was planned by our President.9. To post new pictures of myself every 5 minutes and then beg everyone to tell me how pretty I am.I repeat: THESE ARE NOT THE REASONS I'M ON MYSPACE.I am on myspace to write. I have the woman of my dreams. I have everything that REALLY matters in life.But I can always use more friends.

My Interests

writing, poker

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Music:

U2, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, Tori Amos, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Blink 182, Pink, Coldplay, Nelly Furtado, Mission U.K.

Movies:

Wedding Crashers, Family Man, Garden State, Princess Bride, American Beauty, The Notebook

Television:

That 70's Show, South Park

Books:

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My Blog

When someone you love is hurting

I'm guilty.  I take full responsiblity. Every once in awhile, someone you care about comes to you with some heartbreaking news.  You look at that person you love and just by that quick glanc...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

A New Group of People for me to Offend

I started reading a blog the other night.  It was written by some proud gamer guy.  I read about a paragraph before I wanted to kill myself.  The middle aged author of this boring ...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

Words that begin with M, Alex

Quick Note:  I do know how to spell munkee, but myspace won't let me post a blog with the correct spelling of the word.  The highlight of my weekend was this game my girlfriend and I pl...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:01:00 PST

Good Penis, Bad Penis

About a decade ago, Disney released The Little Mermaid.  It was a cartoon movie obviously aimed at children.Shortly after its release, an uptight housewife or some overbearing father started comp...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:02:00 PST

I was Thinking

I was thinking. There is no God.I was thinking. There is a God. Both thoughts seem ridiculous.  An invisible Being that created everything is as unbelievable as there being no Creator.So, I weigh...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:00:00 PST

miss my friend

i can't seeany beautyi miss my friendhis own enemyi can't feelany damn thingi miss the comedyhis own tragedyi can't explainthe unspoken paingoodbye hopehello insanei can't waitfor the slow moving trai...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:59:00 PST

Ozzy Brady meet Carol Osbourne

I grew up in a shitty neighborhood with shitty neighbors.  Behind my shitty house, lived The Martins.  The Martins on the outside seemed to be just like The Brady Bunch.... a happy family.&n...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:58:00 PST

Politics as Unusual

I have decided that Politics are boring.  Politicians are about as exciting as robots.  Now I am not referring to cool robots like CP30 or the Johnny Five Is Alive Robot from Short Circuit.&...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:57:00 PST

Ugly Head

should have said itnow i regret itstop the diseaseit's how i spread iti left you alone with your bridedid you kiss heryour best man chose pridehow do i resist heran apology was triedare you a good lis...
Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

If you are Easily Offended or Just a Pussy, Dont Read This

We are fucking Pussies. That's right, Pussies! You're a Pussy. I'm a Pussy. Your parents are Pussies. Your friends are Pussies.The only Non-Pussies in our country are the French and the Canadians...
Posted by hurl (2) on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST