When someone you love is hurting |
I'm guilty. I take full responsiblity.
Every once in awhile, someone you care about comes to you with some heartbreaking news. You look at that person you love and just by that quick glanc... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST |
A New Group of People for me to Offend |
I started reading a blog the other night. It was written by some proud gamer guy. I read about a paragraph before I wanted to kill myself. The middle aged author of this boring ... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST |
Words that begin with M, Alex |
Quick Note: I do know how to spell munkee, but myspace won't let me post a blog with the correct spelling of the word. The highlight of my weekend was this game my girlfriend and I pl... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:01:00 PST |
Good Penis, Bad Penis |
About a decade ago, Disney released The Little Mermaid. It was a cartoon movie obviously aimed at children.Shortly after its release, an uptight housewife or some overbearing father started comp... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:02:00 PST |
I was Thinking |
I was thinking.
There is no God.I was thinking.
There is a God.
Both thoughts seem ridiculous. An invisible Being that created everything is as unbelievable as there being no Creator.So, I weigh... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:00:00 PST |
miss my friend |
i can't seeany beautyi miss my friendhis own enemyi can't feelany damn thingi miss the comedyhis own tragedyi can't explainthe unspoken paingoodbye hopehello insanei can't waitfor the slow moving trai... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:59:00 PST |
Ozzy Brady meet Carol Osbourne |
I grew up in a shitty neighborhood with shitty neighbors. Behind my shitty house, lived The Martins. The Martins on the outside seemed to be just like The Brady Bunch.... a happy family.&n... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:58:00 PST |
Politics as Unusual |
I have decided that Politics are boring. Politicians are about as exciting as robots. Now I am not referring to cool robots like CP30 or the Johnny Five Is Alive Robot from Short Circuit.&... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:57:00 PST |
Ugly Head |
should have said itnow i regret itstop the diseaseit's how i spread iti left you alone with your bridedid you kiss heryour best man chose pridehow do i resist heran apology was triedare you a good lis... Posted by hurl (2) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST |
If you are Easily Offended or Just a Pussy, Dont Read This |
We are fucking Pussies. That's right, Pussies! You're a Pussy. I'm a Pussy. Your parents are Pussies. Your friends are Pussies.The only Non-Pussies in our country are the French and the Canadians... Posted by hurl (2) on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST |