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hurl

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About Me

This is my backup page. I Rule so add me. Thank you!In case you need more information in order to make the difficult decision of becoming my friend, here is a little bit about me:I am on myspace for one reason and that is to write.These are NOT the reasons I'm on myspace:1. To get laid2. Make a Rap Album3. Pose like a wannabe rap artist4. Pimp my new wannabe rap album5. Talk about Miley Cyrus6. Get into internet fights with guys with low self esteem because they have a small dick.7. Brag about any drugs I do or do not take.8. Try to convince you that everything is a conspiracy like those morons who think 9/11 was planned by our President.9. To post new pictures of myself every 5 minutes and then beg everyone to tell me how pretty I am.I repeat: THESE ARE NOT THE REASONS I'M ON MYSPACE.I am on myspace to write. I have the woman of my dreams. I have everything that REALLY matters in life.But I can always use more friends.

My Interests

writing, poker

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Music:

U2, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, Tori Amos, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Blink 182, Pink, Coldplay, Nelly Furtado, Mission U.K.

Movies:

Wedding Crashers, Family Man, Garden State, Princess Bride, American Beauty, The Notebook

Television:

That 70's Show, South Park

Books:

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Heroes:

Hurl

My Blog

his last day

there was no consolation when she found you in your own bedwithout provocation, she looked at me and saidi wonder what was running through his headi could have repeated i told you sowhen that proud ma...
Posted by hurl on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:24:00 PST

My Interview with Jesus

After spending a couple hours of reading the arrogant blogs written by the atheists of myspace, the fighting of Republicans and Democrats within some of the political blogs, and some of the social iss...
Posted by hurl on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

Our Worst Enemy

She doesn't like to be touched.  But she will let you touch her because she thinks it's the only way she will ever be loved.  She's not proud of herself for doing whatever is expected o...
Posted by hurl on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

Online Kegger Tonight at the Online Frat House

It's probably safe to say that the internet is the best invention in recent history.  Upon the invention of the internet, many great things came to pass:  Free Porn, Free news, Free music, a...
Posted by hurl on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:12:00 PST

Whos your Bitch Now?

A while back, I was going through some old boxes.  In the bottom of one of my boxes, I found Pinkie. Pinkie was the teddy bear I won at the state fair when I was 7 years old. I had a lo...
Posted by hurl on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:21:00 PST

What I saw when he thought I wasnt looking

it’s comforting to knowyou feel like meit’s a breath of fresh airknowing you are lonelyi taste what you tasteand i’m still hungry maybe it’s not fairthey judge this book by its...
Posted by hurl on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

RED, White and Blue American

It’s 2008.  It is time we put past prejudices behind us.  This election year, we have a black man with a Muslim name, a woman, and an albino all running for president.Our country has c...
Posted by hurl on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:34:00 PST

Conversation with a friend

Joel’s mom had a backache.  Over the course of 3 months, she constantly complained to her son about how much pain her back was causing her.  Joel convinced her to go see her docto...
Posted by hurl on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:12:00 PST

A simple lesson

After a long weekend, I found myself laying in bed watching a documentary on TV.  It was about an ecological disaster off the coast of Alaska.  An oil spill polluted the waters and shores.&n...
Posted by hurl on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Living with Grief

sitting by the phoneknowing you won’t callyou were living aloneand that isn’t living at allsitting by the phoneknowing you can’t callif your future was shownwould you have reconsider...
Posted by hurl on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST