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Anita

The Hugh Hefner of Indoor Boys

About Me

I'm starting the Indoor Boys revolution!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you're an underfed, vitamin-D deficient boy intent on using your gray matter for the better, we need to talk.http://www.indoorboys.com

Music:

www.radioparadise.com

Movies:

Today I am obsessed with George C. Scott. The YOUNG George C. Scott. If you haven't seen "The Hustler," stop whatever you're doing, rent it, and call me. We can watch it together. Your attraction to Paul Newman will be widely accepted and well justified, while my attraction to George C. will continue to be without reason and all consuming. Sounds like a good time...

Television:

BBC's "The Office." Very much so. And their 1-hour follow-up special. I'll think you're very special if you buy it for me...

Books:

I'm halfway through Moby Dick right now and I'm officially terrified of whales. Not because of the book, but because they are SO BIG. I mean HUGE. And they're in the water. You won't get me out on a boat in the ocean.

My Blog

Dear Future Residents (2001)

August 2001 Dear Future Residents: As I (Anita Stubenrauch) sit munching granola on Southwest flight no. 1884 bound for Chicago from San Jose, I think: if we crashed into the ocean I would begin...
Posted by Anita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fragment no. 1

on the train platform I felt the wind sweep around me each gust making me more aware of my periphery, more alive in my extremities
Posted by Anita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Will Steal This Pen

I will steal this pen. This pen will write of Good Things To Come. This pen will forge signatures and buy me Very Expensive Things. I covet this pen with its hard, white body that comes to a blue p...
Posted by Anita on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST