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Kung-Fu Guy

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About Me

I like long walks, ladybugs, knee-ing midgets as they somersault towards me, and the occasional jumpkick

My Interests

Kicking the crap out of Stick-man / Kicking the crap out of Boomerang-guy / Foot-sweeping the shit out of Fat Black Guy / Stomach-punching the bejesus out of the Magician / Taekwondo-ing the poop out of Mister X.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can aid me in my quest to the fifth floor...any hinderances will be summarily chopped

Music:

Twelve Girls Band

Movies:

I am not left-handed.

Heroes:

I bow only to the ancients!