The Cooler King

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KING LUKE FACTS:1)When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for KING LUKE.2)KING LUKE doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.3)KING LUKE does not sleep. He waits.4)KING LUKE counted to infinity - twice.5)When KING LUKE does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.6)KING LUKE doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. 7)KING LUKE can slam a revolving door.8)KING LUKE does not get frostbite. KING LUKE bites frost.9)KING LUKE can touch MC Hammer.10)KING LUKE once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.