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Lord Vetinari

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About Me

I am the patrician of Ankh-Morpork, the biggest city on the Discworld. And I am of course (just like the Discworld and Ankh-Morpork) totally fictional, and created by the author Terry Pratchett. Or am I?
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Music
"In fact the kind of music he really liked was the kind that never got played. It ruined music, in his opinion, to torment it by involving it on dried skins, bits of dead cat and lumps of metal hammered into wires and tubes. It ought to stay written down, on the page, in rows of little dots and crotchets, all neatly caught between lines. Only there was it pure. It was when people started doing things with it that the rot set in. Much better to sit quietly in a room and read the sheets, with nothing between yourself and the mind of the composer but a scribble of ink. Having it played by sweaty fat men and people with hair in their ears and spit dribbling out of the end of their oboe...well, the idea made him shudder. Although not much, because he never did anything to extremes."
From Soul Music by Terry Pratchett
School
Assassins' guild of Ankh-Morpork.
Links:
Patrician Of Ankh Morpork
A special kind of person
Lord Havelock Vetinari
The L-Space Web: Pratchett Characters
Havelock Vetinari - Wikipedia

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whomever I have brought before me. And that wish always comes true.

My Blog

ATTENTION CITIZENS - IMPORTANT

Firstly, Greetings from your Benevolent Patrician! I come bearing fortunate news, in the form of oppourtunity!Due to his inattention to this website...the caretaker of this MySpace page has been, shal...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 04:31:00 GMT

As we approach the year...

...of the rhinoceros here in your fair city, it falls upon me to wish you all the very best in the coming year. And, to both satiate my curiosity and do a bit of intelligence work at the same tim...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:52:00 GMT

Hogswatch

I've not written in sometime, as I've been busy keeping your city moving in the proper direction. Know that you are all appreciated in different ways, and that I wish each of you a very blessed Hogswa...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Holiday

I shall be taking one soon, so if you make a friend request and do not hear from me for some time...be patient, and know that I am still working to Make Your Life Better. We have added many new friend...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:03:00 GMT

To the newest arrivals...

I acted upon a number of friend requests today, having returned from a holiday with Mr. Wuffles (who sends his best, as do I). I always try to send a personal greeting to each new face, welcoming you ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 16:53:00 GMT

Phished

Anything you have recieved from this MySpace account in the last 48 hours should be discarded.  Do not send it further along the clacks.  I was not here. Some poor bastard with nothing bette...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Welcome, New Citizens!

Heartily, I extend a hand to each and every one of you who have made your way to Our Fair City.  Ankh-Morporkh is a grand puzzle of a place, filled with the most interesting and exotic sensory tr...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:46:00 GMT

Loki sent me a survey. Why not?

1. Name someone who made you smile yesterday? Mr. Wuffles. 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Seeing to the work. 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Seeing to the work. 4. What is someth...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:54:00 GMT

New Management, Yet Nothing Has Changed.

Be aware that I am still the same, loveable Patrician you have always known, but you will undoubtedly notice a few changes in The City Government in the future.  Things like Paper Money, which I'...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:45:00 GMT

Advanced Global Personality Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 46% Stability |||||||||||||||| 66% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 80% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:19:00 GMT