Hello, I am CCDamus and I am running to be your President in 2008. As your President, I will enforce mouse rights, fish rights, and make dogs pay. Well, maybe not so much the part about dogs. I guess they can slide by. I am very wise in the ways of politics.
Poopy Cat is running with me for Vice-President. Poopy Cat has been a best friend of mine for years and we have worked together on conquering the world for many moons. Poopy Cat has proven to me and others, time and time again, that cats MUST rule supreme in all lands.
My two mouse friends, Peanut and Snoopy, will be your speakers of the house.
As a country, we need to work towards enforcing better pet laws, adoption screening, allowing pets to have guns, and allowing pets to enter any government agency. Dolphins are already proving to be successful partners in Naval Spy runs.
I see so many strays on the streets, and so many pets in shelters. We need to control people from dumping their pets when they get sick of caring for them.
We need to ensure that every cat tastes the wonder of FANCY FANCY FEAST!
Lastly, we need to make sure that there is a vet available for ALL ANIMALS. Not just those with owners that can afford them.
Together, we can make the world a better place.
I support MOUSE RIGHTS! These are my two friends, campaigning with me...PEANUT and SNOOPY
Snoopy is very vocal and lets me know how the mouse race feels towards certain issues.
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On a personal leve, I enjoy Fancy Feast, string, napping, classical music, Carson Palmer, UC Bearcats, the Cincinnati Bengals and Barbaro. I also like eating grass as a digestive aid. I love talking on the phone. I am an listener and want to know what my public feels and wants.
