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billay

You ARE the SASSY GOAT!!

About Me

anti-capitalist scumbag faggit bitch, drrty drrty queerdo and bon vivant, state smashing princess. I'm a gluttonous (NOT glutenous) vegan, err freegan, but only when i pull it out of the garbage. i sit down to pee. i grew up in kentucky.

My Interests

radical queers, filth, figuring out what i'm doing with my life, cruising, adventures, floating on bodies of water, bouffantasaurous rex, park days, battling my hypochondria by obsessively stealing tinctures and fancy vitamins from whole foods, cooking all day, butts and ass eating.

I'd like to meet:

slutz, faggit bitchiz, people with good smelling armpits, puppies, people with crazy good politics, hairy runts, frenzied sissies, people who don't want to be famous.

Music:

i can't stop listening to pop music. DID YOU SEE BEYONCE SING RING THE ALARM AT THE VMA AWARDS???? missy, MIA, the veronica lipglossers and those evil ices, Hoes on Top, PJ Harvey, THE JUDY EXPERIENCE, Quixotic, the gossip, billie holiday, nina simone, nina simone, nina simone, backlashes to indy rock, the deep throats and spin-offs, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Kevin Aviance, Bitch you Look Fierce. What do you do when your money's gone? CHAKA KHAN, CHAKA KAHN!, Franklin Fuentes, nina simone, riot grrrlz, experimental dental school, lydia lunch, diamanda, and i want to stop listening to gwen stefani but it's hard

Movies:

certain francois ozon, various smuts, some todd solondz, old school almodovar, tweaked out and crazy fassbinder, the best little whorehouse is texas, CHUG-A-LUG DONNA!, maggots and men, the eyes of tammy faye, jaded consumer looking for something more, bring it on, riot porn, claire denis, i'm hella picky these days.

Television:

roseanne and fraggle rock, i get addicted to sitcoms like six feet under and carnivale and weeds.

Books:

books that cost $1 at the community thrift on valencia and 18th, dorothy allison, kathy acker, Beyond Shame: Reclaiming the Abandoned History of Radical Gay Sexuality by Patrick Moore, audre lord, James Baldwin, jean genet, bell hooks, david wojnarowicz, Assata, Sam D'Allesandro, kirk read, red jordan arobateau

Heroes:

The Sassy Goat, Sour Sis(One Puckered Pickle), Hot Mama(One Sassy Pickle)

My Blog

Gay Marriage is silly and so is redevelopment

The San Francisco City Attorney's website opens with a quote published in the Los Angeles Times from City Attorney Dennis Herrera on his involvement in the 2004 same-sex marriages: "Doing what we can ...
Posted by billay on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

Hank and Billay's theme song

Hank hasn't heard it yet. Maybe he's gonna think it's too saucy. It goes to the tune of Kelly's Shoes song. "Skip" is british-speak for dumpstering. In Germany they say "going to the containers", but ...
Posted by billay on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

A Spread Disaster

I had a spread disaster. To be clear, though, at first it was just coffee. A cup in the evening. Last night I only slept four hours, laying awake staring at the ceiling until four am meditating on the...
Posted by billay on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

LAY OFF MY BF!

A couple of days ago I read "Jean Genet in Tangier", which is a series of short diary-like entries written by Mohamed Choukri about his friendship with Genet during the late 60's amidst the scene of e...
Posted by billay on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:10:00 PST

MYSTERIES OF THE NIGHT

This one time, we were at aunt charlies on a Tuesday--a miniature midweek clubnight for my delinquent friends and a sparse selection of unsuspecting tourists, weirdos and strangers. Hank is getting al...
Posted by billay on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST

ONE SASSY FUCKING PICKLE

I drove up to homo-a-go-go in Olympia with the Family in the RV, led by Mama Brandy and her bratty kids-me, zavisha, funky new hank, chrissy fartass, baby j, mason, zarathustra, chelsea starr, scout f...
Posted by billay on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:03:00 PST