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Eddie

Ihav en'tent ere da head liney e.t.

About Me

I've been looking for love in all the wrong sexes. In all seriousness, I'm from the third moon of the fifth planet of the star Alpha Centauri, which is a mere four-and-a-half light years from Earth. We're practically roomates on the cosmic scale. I've been studying humans with the goal of determining the proper time and manner of first contact. I was allowed to post this here because it was assumed that readers wouldn't take it seriously.

My Interests

regional scottish accents, pan am, cookiemonster, stealing from the rich to give to the poor, prime numbers, catnip

I'd like to meet:

whomever my missing and presumed dead cat, Leslie (I), reincarnated into.

Music:

edith piaf, serge gainsbourg, suicidal tendencies, the pan am song, bjork, rufus, les parapluies de cherbourg, jc superstar, elton, missy e, massive a, beatles, radiohead, danny mordujovich, air, hair, virgin suicides, mercedes sosa, etc...

Movies:

moulin rouge, la famiglia, legally blonde, 2001, a history of the world part 1, bck 2 the future part1&2, contact, les parapluies de cherbourg, 12 monkeys, most porn

Books:

The art of the infinite: The pleasures of mathematics, Who's Sorry Now: The True Story of a Stand-up Guy (now available in paperback!)