I fart in your general direction!

About Me

Fuck off if you think you're better than me! MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics MySpace Icons Contact Tables MySpace Generators

My Interests

concealing the bodies of those who once crossed me; seeing what kind of damage a firecracker can do when it's tied to a cat's tail

I'd like to meet:

No one! I fucking hate everyone. What the Fuck are you still doing reading my profile?

Music:

anything not in the top 20's, it's all fucking trash!; anything that incourages spitting teeth out from roundhouse kicks to the side of the head

Movies:

blood and gore, those are true love stories!; XXX ... not that crap with Vin Diesel!

Television:

COPS ... still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.

Books:

Techniques to E.S.P. (always loved a good out of body experience)

Heroes:

The sexually powerful Hef!

My Blog

Enlightenment

I have come to the realization that it is completely idiotic to actually post any truth about yourself on myspace. Even when you post something that is entirely false, some of these moron's still come...
Posted by Magic Fingers on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:30:00 PST

Insomnia

Insomnia by Dante Gabriel Rossetti Thin are the night-skirts left behind By daybreak hours that onward creep, And thin, alas! the shred of sleep That wavers with the spirit's wind: But in half-dreams ...
Posted by Magic Fingers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST