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enjoy coaker

new look, same great taste

About Me

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My name is Dave, I'm a Taurus who likes Pina Coladas and walking in the rain. Wait a second, I'm a beer guzzling, Jack Daniels shooting, Marlboro smoking, white heterosexual male. Okay, so i'm a redneck, at least i'm comfortable with that. I also like tattoos, comics, movies, music, and naked women. yahoo messenger: backpiece79

My Interests

hanging out, tattoos, reading, getting drunk and acting stupid, breathing, hiking, getting into fist fights with relative, it's fun, builds a stronger bond between you and your cousin or brother to know that we can beat the hell out of each other and still get a drink afterward

I'd like to meet:

As far as dating goes, i would like my dates to have a vagina, i like the way vagina rolls off of the tongue. but other than that, i am up for pretty much everything, except rap or dance music and clubs. I like bars and going to the movies and outdoor activities, if you do, i would love to hang out

Music:

tool, pantera, DETHKLOK, sepultura, alabama thunderpussy, Down, pigmy love circus, Cradle of Filth, slayer, BLS, k.m.f.d.m., alice in chains, soundgarden, zombie, rollins, a perfect circle is cool, incubus, stevie ray vaughn, black label society, faith no more, johnny cash, mr. bungle, classical when i'm going to sleep and I know I am forgeting a lot

Movies:

any comic book movie i'll watch, i may not like it, but i'll watch it, american beauty, we were soldiers, patton, from hell, bourne identity, tarrentino flicks, james bond, the warriors, the crow, stephen chow, donnie darko, beavis and butthead do america, horror movies, porno is always good, jaws, nightmare before christmas, boondock saints, snatch, tombstone, snatch, caddyshack, jay and silent bob, big lebowski, fight club, tommy boy, catch 22

Television:

Metalocalypse, CSI, Metalocalypse, the History Channel, and VH1 Behind the Music and Documentaries

Books:

count of monte cristo, the punisher, catcher in the rye, wolverine, the hulk, slaughterhouse 5, anansi boys, the art of war, i don't what the title is, but the book that had a bunch of words in it was good

Heroes:

the punisher and my old man, but mostly the punisher, cause he's real

My Blog

helping others

okay, i never noticed the category thing before, i may have used it before, but i may have not. anyway, i decided to post this as a game.  why? because its fun, and you help people, and i guess y...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST

vegas again

First time i went with my family, last time I puked all over mandalay bay, this time i'm going with the crew from the fat drunken dave picture,  pictures will be posted, the brothers of corruptio...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:34:00 PST

disclaimer

To any parties concerned, I have a girlfriend.  I apologize if this did not come up in conversation. It probably was because no one ever asks.  Perhaps it's because I don't bring i...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:30:00 PST

vegas baby, vegas

vegas is my new new orleans, i think i am ready to pack up move to a town once again after spending less than a week there, i idid it with new orleans, and i want to do it with vegas.  It is...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 07:48:00 PST

i don't know

I feel like i spiral from one form of lonliness to another, even when i'm happy, i know some kind of crap is going to happen,  and piss me off again, and i have friends so i'm not alone but i won...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the cat icons

i f-ing hate cats good they get other animals and/or creatures to be the confused/angry/happy/in love or what ever the hell else emotions they have that you can express to represent heterosexual males...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I think I'm single again

I think that Lisa and I broke up, mostly because one of her junior detective friends decided to check out my myspace profile and thought that I was cheating on her.  Which wasn't the case, but, I...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lent sucks

I decided to give up Jack Daniels for lent, and i plan on making an effort, it's been 5 days, 2 of which i went out, and i only had one shot of jameson
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i knockedmyself out

I was at work(in the snow) moving a cart to load onto the aircraft, and i woke up lying in the snow staring at the wing, that's about all i remember, it was pretty sick. now i have this medicine that ...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. dude

Dimebag Darrell of Pantera is dead man some stupid f-ing asshole shot him and someone else in damage plan(they didn't release the other member's name yet) before shooting himself, i don't know where t...
Posted by enjoy coaker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST