I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W.

About Me

ABOUT ME? I enjoy cooking, making fun of people, pointing out others shortcomings and hardcore drinking. I generally curse way too much, drink more than I should and act like an all around asshole.

My Interests

Hockey, writing, poking fun at innocent people. Poking fun at "challenged" people. Being the worst social person I can be.

I'd like to meet:

Try getting this tune out of your head. Oh and watch his eyeglasses halfway through the video. Hysterical...

Music:

The screams of children dying

Movies:

Bad Santa. As the list of more and more DVD's goes: Clerks, The Blues Brothers, Van Wilder, American Pshycho (pretty damn funny if you watch it enough times), Grosse Point Blank, Fight Club, Swingers, Brain Candy, Dirty Work, Animal House, Bad Santa, Falling Down, Goodfellas, Spies Like Us (Doctor, doctor),Benny and Joon, Caddyshack, Super Troopers, Lots of Porno, American History X, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Anchorman, Chasing Amy, Tombstone, Pulp Fictiuon, Jackass, Heat, Trainspotting, Singles, Sleepers

Television:

Homicide: Life On The Streets

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, everything by Henry Rollins, everything by David Sedaris, Crazy From the Heat, Henry's List of Wrongs, Serial Killers, Gasping For Airtime, You Get So Alone Sometimes It Just Makes Sense (Excellent poetry book by Bukowski), Nickel And Dimed, The Night in Question and Old School by Tobias Wolfe, The US Army Survival Manual FM 21-76

My Blog

He was a....

Shit. Last few weeks have been nothing short of shitty. There were positives. Trying times, but not ...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:23:00 PST

A quick thank you

Just wanted to thank all those who were around to help mourn Warren's passing and celebrate his life. It wasn't easy for me or any other of his friends and family. I am truly grateful for everyone who...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

Mad World

Finally made it home from Kew Gardens thursday after having our tribute to Warren from Monday straight through till wjen I left. It was actually how him and I used to spend our wednesday til saturdays...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

Warren Arangement Details

Hey All,Yeah times suck right now and things are tough. We all a re trying to keep ourselves sane and be there for each other. Of course everyones emotions are running amuc...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:16:00 PST

August 22nd when you left this world

Well, five years have passed now without my genius friend and lovely human who passed away from&nbs...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

West Virginia is for Bar-barians

Now, I don't know much about West Virginia besides it being on my list of states I don't ...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:10:00 PST

My first PSA

Now, usually I don't give a good damn what people do to themselves. But this past weekend I witnessed something that looked EXCRUSIATINGLY PAINFUL. However, if ever you get the need to restrip or var...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST

For Sale and why my phone is on SILENT when I sleep

So, anyone that truly knows me, knows that I have a load of trouble sleeping at night, or&nb...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

Fuck these assholes

I had a great vent/rant/opinion on the whole Michael Vick thing going on that I spent a half ...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:04:00 PST

I don't know which may be worse for me

So the other day was the annual firehouse picnic. It was a rather long day setting up, being out&n...
Posted by I Make Dean Martin Look Like Bill W. on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST