The Retarded Cow Diaries: (Ill have an "L" please Bob!) |
The darling retarded is back with a double helping this week thanks to my friend who has already written a blog and saved me the time and effort of writing it myself! The ROC also goes by the name of ...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST |
You win some, you lose some! |
That’s the story of the day darlings. For those of you that have seen my facebook status will know this is a very distressing time for me! A very dear friend went missing at 22:00 hours yesterda...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST |
The Retarded Cow Diaries (ransom) |
There comes a time darlings when we all need to be rescued. And we pray for some kind soul to rescue us! Let me tell you, prayers are not always answered, I've been praying for a long time and nothing...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:45:00 PST |
The Retarded Cow Diaries (Do you wanna see what I looked like?) |
Did I ever tell you that the ROC when in for an operation a couple of weeks ago?? Well anyway she did and we were rid of her for 13 days somewhat of a blessing, but left me short on stories to post!
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Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Let there be light! |
Yes darlings we are fast approaching Christmas and the annual tradition in our house was upheld again this year. The switching on of the lights, the drain on the national grind and my carbon footprint...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:21:00 PST |
Bar Humbug |
Holler darlings, it's been a while! More like a couple of months. There was a time once when I would blog a lot but those days seem to have been lost largely due to Harry Potter and the reading of sev...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST |
The Retarded Cow Diaries (you make me wanna vomit) |
It been a while but the bitch is back and this is rather a vile entry, so I warn you now if you're eating STOP!
Now you're going away for the weekend and want to look your best, after all you ...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST |
Dreams: Part Two |
How many weird dreams can one person have in a week? The answer is shit loads! Around 4-7 every night! But hey I don't wake up that many times to remember them! So what was it this time, well I wasn't...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:36:00 PST |
Zodiac |
This month saw the much waited Zodiac movie staring Jake Gyllenhall released here in the UK, Bout fucking time too! I've waited over half a year for the bitch and every time they said it would be out ...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Dreams |
I have a number of topics I could write on today, the retarded cow or even the movie Zodiac, but no I'm going with dreams! Why you ask, well I've been have lots of them lately and some pretty str...
Posted by Nothing Really Matters on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:48:00 PST |
