Jake Watch masquerades as a blog dedicated to witty commentary on the life and times of bike enthusiast, puggle activist and some time actor, Jake Gyllenhaal, but is in actual fact a top secret militant organisation dedicated to his protection and prosperity. When we're not defending The G from blatant stalkers, C-list celebrities and unauthorised females we enjoy candle-lit walks on the beach, Sudoko and watching Jane Fonda exercise videos.
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