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Jake Watch

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About Me

Jake Watch masquerades as a blog dedicated to witty commentary on the life and times of bike enthusiast, puggle activist and some time actor, Jake Gyllenhaal, but is in actual fact a top secret militant organisation dedicated to his protection and prosperity. When we're not defending The G from blatant stalkers, C-list celebrities and unauthorised females we enjoy candle-lit walks on the beach, Sudoko and watching Jane Fonda exercise videos.

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All JAKE WATCH fans...and maybe Jake Gyllenhaal.

The Best of Jake Watch
As voted for by the devoted fans, valued members of the local church community, scorned lovers, Puggle Owners of Great Britain and all inmates at Missouri State Penn.

    The Jack Nasty Guide to US Democracy The JW Exclusive Interview with Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal: His Very True Life Story Blatant Stalking: The Golden Fiend For Your Eyes Only: Agents In Action II
Find more at www.jakewatch.com
*votes may have been tampered with.

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