My Friends Continue to Become Famous |
For those of you who didn't read my response to Sam's comment on the last entry, Melissa was not able to fulfill her duties as an extra for Jake's Pittsburgh Viagra movie. *sad face* Nonetheless, I'... Posted by on Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:49:00 GMT |
Becky Does Austin (I think Texas should apologize for the boringness of this blog.) |
This time on "Becky Does..." we explore the capital city of one of America's stranger states: Texas. Melissa, taking a rare 4-day break from being stalked by Jake, asked at the airport, "Who's the g... Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:52:00 GMT |
I didn't even post anything last week... |
...and yet check out that hit count. Jake Gyllenhaal: STILL the primary reason people read what I write. (It's because I possess such an extra special way of understanding what he says and does, I ... Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:21:00 GMT |
Why won't Jake leave Melissa alone? |
Jake Gyllenhaal, the temporary tattoo fetishist and one-time Presidential hopeful, has, for years, harbored a not-inexplicable fascination with your incredibly alluring author. Over the course of thi... Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:21:00 GMT |
It's official. Jake cannot get enough of my friends. |
I just got off the phone with Melissa.Melissa was wandering about this entire day with her camera in hand. The G-20 starts tomorrow in Pittsburgh and what with all the politicians and the movies bein... Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:05:00 GMT |
The Inevitable Third Installment of Our Ongoing Series If This Was Jake Watch& |
In looking for proper illustrative material for todays blog, I found myself horrified at the sights I was witnessing.Has it really come to this? THIS? Jake, so desperate to regain my attention, has... Posted by on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:50:00 GMT |
Sorry, sorry, sorry! |
Sorry, I privatized that last entry (in case you clicked and were wondering). If you didnt read it, you didnt miss anything. Basically, Im a pompous jackass and Ive flitted about the internet th... Posted by on Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:48:00 GMT |
And in the end... |
ABBEY ROAD (September 26, 1969)Abbey Road was the last album recorded by the group. It was shortly after the release of this record that the Paul-is-Dead rumors began. Not surprisingly, then, both t... Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:45:00 GMT |
The White Album and Yellow Submarine |
THE WHITE ALBUM [THE BEATLES] (November 22, 1968)The making of this album was famously rocky. After six years together, the Beatles were breaking up, and the disconnected songs reflected their separa... Posted by on Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:49:00 GMT |
Roll up, roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour, step right this way... |
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR (December 8, 1967)This record was released as a full album in the United States and an extended play record (EP) in Great Britain. In original copies of each, one can find a 24-p... Posted by on Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:00:00 GMT |