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Travis Wayne Hurt

Do I Look Like I Even Drink Alcohol?

About Me

Please don't call me Trav. I like estate and garage sales. Your baby looks so healthy. She would never die of SIDS.

My Interests

The word .com. Lauren Petty. Lottery. Superior Chair

I'd like to meet:

Someone who would build a 24 hour free zoo in Urbana and Lauren Petty and very creative people with very normal haircuts

Music:

Satan's Beer Vomit, HUM, Built To Spill, Hank Williams, Solips, Tractor Kings, Gram Parsons, Fiery Furnaces, Sebadoh, Sonic Youth, Clem Snide, Monster Honkey, The Magnetic Fields

Movies:

The Return Of Captain Invincible, Royal Tenenbaums, Mars Attacks, Taxi Driver, Short Circuit, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Devils Rejects

Television:

Lauren Petty will live on forever in my heart. Home Movies, Seinfeld, Invader Zim, Lost

Books:

Catcher In The Rye, Invisible Monsters, the phonebook

Heroes:

Link from Legend of Zelda, deodorant, all help desks across the country

My Blog

indinf

i'm only six years old.  i have a hormone disorder.  i say i'm twenty three because two times three is six.  most six year olds don't know about multiplication or hormones.  why do...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

decisions

i was watching the movie TOMMY today when I realized that I want to drink alcohol a lot.  There are some serious cracks in my armor today.  Here are some things I'm considering:1.  Star...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST

funny

If you would like people that you don't know to laugh I know two easy ways. 1.  Lose at the lottery in their company.  Everyone thinks this is funny. 2.  When they say HOW ARE YOU? or...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:37:00 PST

bridge

I went to The Bridge Saturday night.  It was practically as beautiful as the very first night me Will and Adam accidentally ended up there.  Everyone should go I swear.  Ummm also found...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:59:00 PST

journal

hello I really have not had much to say lately so I think I will type about dreams i have.  I will type about a dream i had just last night. I dreamt that my job was cleaning apartments.  I...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:11:00 PST

walkin' talkin' stereuhtypes

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Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

again

I really have no insightful things to say right now.  Take time this weekend to visit me.
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

hello

I want to have a party at my mom's house in Ellis next Saturday (6-16).  Let's take a head count.  Who is coming?  Also since I don't drink booze right now I could even drive you back t...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

sssssssss

if i call you on the phone and you dont answer, i will be furious if you call me back as soon as i hang up.  especially if you dont even check the message i leave for you.  seriously.  ...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:31:00 PST

mine

I have a thing about feet.  I hate them.  Please never touch my feet and PLEASE never touch me with your feet.  Especially my face or hands.  It makes me want to vomit.  I'm v...
Posted by Travis Wayne Hurt on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST