DUNG/100 |
Dung is a funny word. Say it...Now say it again... Now giggle. It's okay. Now, I would like to let everyone know that I have 100 friends on the myspace.com. I plan on keeping it that way. ...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST |
This one time in Miami... |
I just want everyone to know what I had for dinner tonight: Doritos, Cottage Cheese, Sardines in Mustard, Mustard, Jalapenos, Saltines. Some of them were together. I'll let you guess the combination.B...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST |
Screw the Atlantic, Give me Mountains |
I have returned to Florida and it is still the same, too damn salty! Really, too much salt in the damn state. In all seriousness, I saw the sailboat that I fantasize about when I wake in the morning a...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST |
It doesn't Matter.com |
I only have a few things to say. One: dancing in a floor full of gay guys is a sure shot to get your butt grabbed. It is like a minefield. I was scared for the first 20 minutes. Ryan was scared ...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST |
.com |
This one time, on my bed, in my underwear, with two guys next to me, I almost did naughty in my pants. It was a sexy time. I realized something this morning. I need a big rig. This death metal lifesty...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST |
Next Thing You Know, it's Just a Drip |
It happened this morning in the bathroom. I was peeing for well over two minutes. Actually, I was peeing long enough to realize this blog. I was thinking about when I was a child and I would wait for ...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST |
He's a Poet and Doesn't Know it. |
NELLY LYRICS "Hot In Herre" Hot in..... So hot in herre..... So hot in..... [Nelly] I was like, good gracious ass bodacious Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces Lookin for the right time to shoot my st...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST |
James Bond opened my eyes. |
I saw Casino Royale tonight. It taught me a few things about myself. I know, people usually don't learn things about themselves from action movies. Well, tonight I did and they are the following:What ...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST |
Girly Men |
See this guy on the elliptical machine? He is the only man on the planet Earth that should exercise on an elliptical machine. Why? Because, he looks so goddamn happy on it. The rest of you girly men ...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST |
Some Things You May Not Know |
I think there are two things that most people don't know about me. They aren't really dirty little secrets, just things that I don't talk about. One of them I thought you people would like to know, th...
Posted by Ben "All-Bran" Jamen on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST |
