deep thoughts, by jack handy |
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."If...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:35:00 GMT |
i got a dollar, i got a dollar, i got a dollar hey hey hey hey. |
actually, i don’t. i’m broke. buuuuuuuuttttttttttttt:i’m cutting off my dreads. i know it seems like a horrible thing to do. i know i will regret it. i know i’m gonna look like...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:33:00 GMT |
hey so guess whaaaaaaaaaaat |
party at the crib indeed. october 27th, this saturday. aaaand it's a halloween party, so of course you have to dress up. there will be a keg and probably some extra fancy festive stuff too. i'm th...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:49:00 GMT |
i will beat your fucking ass if i ever see you. muther fucker. |
hey somebody tried to break into my apartment today! it was great. i woke up to scratching at my window, looked out and there were two guys, one with gloves and a knife (who was cutting my screen op...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:26:00 GMT |
trick or treat. smell my feet. give me something good to eat... |
as you may have noticed, october 31st is halloween. i like halloween. i'm going to be predator this year. i would like to have a party...*dun dun du duuuuuh* a costume party. or at least go to som...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:27:00 GMT |
some people are just stupid |
did anyone see the university of florida tasing video? if not, background is this: sen. john kerry was visiting and held a q and a. a male student asked a question- it doesn't matter what his questi...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:38:00 GMT |
and another one bites the dust. |
my fish Scrotumus Prime has passed away this day, the seventh of June. he was a good goldfish. his eye bubbles were always light and bubbley. and his scales were always orange (minus two days prior...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:38:00 GMT |
lazy day on a sunday afternoon. sittin by the fire and watchin tv. o o ooo. o o ooo o o. |
so sunday night kasey, uriah and i head down to meadowbrook park to throw the frisbee and have a few beers assuming i had money on my debt card. i did. so we got thirty. yeah. we packed a few away...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:53:00 GMT |
shes gotta be strong to fight them so shes taking lots of vitamins |
hellooooo out there. i've been absent for two reasons: 1-i've been very very busy; 2-i haven't had anything to write about. well, i pretty much lost my job because students are gone, so i'm REALLY R...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:57:00 GMT |
i can't stand the rain. against my window. |
i love it when great ideas strike. i'm at work, sitting on a milk crate acting like i'm doing my homework so i don't have to actually do work. anyway, so i think it would be fantastic if someone mad...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:49:00 GMT |
