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skee skee goddamn

Life is short, Ndugu

About Me

- Skee Skee Goddamn is quiet and enjoys puzzles.

- Lactose intolerant. He won't stand for it.

- Upon the occasional vodka-bar trickering, known to claim Irish birth-rights (though the accent is more ala Brad Pitt's Snatch character).

- Now has an Irish girlfriend and is planning to move to Dublin, so above tick, while still true, not wrking out so well anymore.- Can speak Russian, bitches.

- Has a literary blog skij.blogspot.com that you should see - stories and poetry and such

My Interests

Writing, conversation, open to new experiences, singing, water polo, intimidating, swimming, languages aroooo- apparently working towards a phd (huh).

I'd like to meet:

I always fuck this question up.

Music:

leningrad, pearl jam, radiohead, kino, zemfira, skunk anansie, karleusa, hottown punishment, rem, c. crows, ruki vverkh, bjork, jazz, most people make up bands in this space so they can sound cutting edge I swear to god can you guess which of mine is made up?

Movies:

coen bros, woody allen, kubrick, kusturica, lynch, empire strikes back, army of darkness, snatch, princess bride, spies like us, royal tenn-bs, p t anderson, anything with schwarzenegger, hail, governor, I could watch Bill Murray do his laundry for two hours

Books:

I'm not that into reading *

Heroes:

Grigory Rasputin, Effi Briest, all those people with 6,000 friends - how do you do it!

My Blog

Here's a story for you sorry bastards

Sorry about the sorry bastards thing, I was just trying to get your attention: Wendy's Honey "Honey, how about Wendy's?" She's driving the fucking car with her left hand. I fucking h...
Posted by skee skee goddamn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why not

As my lover looked right I  took her left a drunk her sour skin was repulsion in my palm  enthralled when she swayed again  those stumps of thighs I called them bea...
Posted by skee skee goddamn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST