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About Me

I'm Melissa, 18,Jamaican Royalty,commitmentphobe and a future English student at Kings,London (can't decide).There are many different sides to my personality, from bitch to dominatrix to sexual pervert to innocent (HAR!)...I'm very secretive at times...I love most people and will pretty much talk to anyone. I'm proud of my big mouth and vulgarity and MY BIG FAT JUICY JAMAICAN ARSE. Who HASN'T been humped by me???I'm also deeply sarcastic.I have an answer for everything,so feel free to challenge that statement, cos I will win every time.Did I mention I was an arrogant swine too???


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My Interests

Sex ( particularly groping people in public without their permission), Drugs, Rock and Roll,music in general, Partying and getting blissfully pissed.... I also like non-shallow stuff like writing and art but anyway... I'm considering a piercing but have no idea where...I love piercings and tatts...providing they're not tacky. In primary school I have fond memories of loving the prodigy and blur along with Spice Girls...I also used to always buy books on tattoos and piercings and think too much. I was a weird child...

I'd like to meet:

Hmm... Dead or Alive ( Not the band, I mean dead or alive)I'd like to have a dinner with Gandhi,Amy Winehouse (love her), Hitler, Stalin, Thatcher, Sid Vicious,Marilyn Monroe,Vivienne Westwood, Andy Warhol, Roy Lichtenstein,Beth Ditto,The Pope, Henry VIII, Che Guevara,Fidel Castro,Jimi Hendrix,Lauren Hill, Malcolm X,Kate Bush, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page,Dita Von Teese, Marie Antoinette and a translator, Bob Marley, etc etc....A dinner with murderers, tyrants, racists, lesbians and civil rights activists= Interesting conversation.Ooh...and my mates for a good party and drink-up.

Music:

Good Stuff...Loud Stuff...Quiet Stuff...Shit Stuff.YeahYeahYeahs.TheSpecials.Nirvana.Blur.JamesBrown.Aret haFranklin.OtisRedding.BloodRedShoes.TheYoungKnives.Radiohea d.PeggySueandthePirates.KateBush.SpiceGirls.Fugees.Jamiroqua i.NinaSimone.PreRemixGossip.Eurythmics.TheSmiths.OldOasis.Go rillaz.OldSkoolHipHop.Prodigy.Whitney.Britney.SexPistols.Jim iHendrix.LedZeppelin.MamasandPapas.TheByrds.LedZeppelin.TheE ditors.Interpol.Gunsandroses.FeddeLeGrand.MarvinGaye.BobMarl ey.EttaJames.AmyWinehouse.TheStrokes.JoseGonzales...I could go on but I'm bored now...

Movies:

City OF God, The Motorcycle Diaries, Goodfellas and Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption,Misery...I'm such a geezer..I like a few girly films, like The Lion King and Mean Girls ("Nigga please").....Porn involving me and Dhara in Year 11 hahahahaha.

Television:

Sex and The City,I'm Samantha,apparently.Can't think why. Maybe it's the pervert thing. Channel 4 documentaries ...OHMIGOD!!! Virgin School was .....Legendary... Erm....Balls of Steel...Johnathan Ross....Jeremy Kyle...Ha! Not really.My guilty pleasures are America's Next Top Model, American Idol....and Heartbeat. Fuck off.Love House and US police dramas like law and order..Also addicted to Channel 4 property shows. I ♥ Sarah Beeny!!!

Books:

The Canturbery Tales by Chaucer,Poetry by Browning, Trainspotting- Irvine Welsh, The Bell Jar- Sylvia Plath, Venus in Furs-Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch...There are others but I can't think. The Outsider by a French Guy...Cannae member the name.Meant to be doing English Lit at uni aswell....

Heroes:

Anyone who can put up with me for over five minutes.My father (RIPPP) and a Tottenham player who actually manages to score goals...I have a penchant for troubled souls....Think Marilyn Monroe and Kurt Cobain's lovechild....Yes. THAT troubled.

My Blog

Old blog update of how i am...

Current Old   It's been a while.... *Update on how I feel* Current mood: melancholy ..> ..> It's been a while.... *Update on how I feel* ...since my last blog. Since I last wrote, a little...
Posted by ♥:*Melkinki DeNympho*:♥ on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:25:00 PST

Reflection of Perfection--Me on the Size Zero thingy---The teaches of Peaches (G).

What can Peaches Geldof teach us?         &nb sp;         &nb sp;      &...
Posted by ♥:*Melkinki DeNympho*:♥ on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:26:00 PST

On the upside...

MY TITS ARE BIGGER!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!   ....*gloats at Reema*
Posted by ♥:*Melkinki DeNympho*:♥ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:21:00 PST

It's been a while.... *Update on how I feel*

..> It's been a while.... *Update on how I feel* ...since my last blog. Since I last wrote, a little has changed. I'm not one to wear a big fat pulsating heart on my sleeve, so don't delude yourse...
Posted by ♥:*Melkinki DeNympho*:♥ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:19:00 PST

__BLANK__ Things I Hate About You.......

Hello. As is common knowledge ( if you know me personally), I am very opinionated, and if something's on my mind I'll just come out and say it. In this exclusive (HA!) series I, Melly Insignificanto (...
Posted by ♥:*Melkinki DeNympho*:♥ on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

My performance

I have popped my blog cherry! Just to say I hope you all enjoyed my Xmas performance of Merry Xmas Everyone. Downloads available for £5 with a bonus cover of Feelin' Good.   ;) xxxxxxxxxx...
Posted by ♥:*Melkinki DeNympho*:♥ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST