12 Thing chicks don't know, but should |
1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot...
Posted by Rick on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:14:00 PST |
Love teenager style |
Love teenager style
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First base: Kissing (with tongue). Second base: Rubbing or fondling a girl's breasts. (Some hardcore fanatics used to insist that getting to...
Posted by Rick on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST |
Some funny ass shit!!!! |
"Respect the cook... and tame the cunt" Frank T.J. Mackey, Magnolia 1999
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Posted by Rick on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST |
FORGIVE ME |
This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are:I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorrythat I open your car ...
Posted by Rick on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST |
Driving in Arizona |
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It is:"FEE-nicks". There are other names to learn such as Ahwatukee (Ah-wah-TOO-kee) but those will be included in the advanced course.2. The mornin...
Posted by Rick on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST |
SOME GOOD PICK UP LINES FOR ALL THE ROMEOS OUT THERE |
Oh sorry! I thought that was a braille name tag
I'd look good on you
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Beauty in only one light switch away
Hi my name is Chance. do I&nbs...
Posted by Rick on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:31:00 PST |
Top 10 Valetine's card ideas |
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Vale...
Posted by Rick on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST |
GO AIR FORCE!!!!! |
An army grunt stands in the rain after marching 12 miles with a 35-pound pack on his back and says,"God, this is shit."An army air born recruit stands in the rain after jumping from an airplane and ma...
Posted by Rick on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST |
THE MAN'S CODE |
This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be....The CODE1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate.2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.3. Any man who brings a camera to a bache...
Posted by Rick on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:10:00 PST |
TRUE FRIENDSHIP |
True Friendship1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard, or bitch, who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking...
Posted by Rick on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:04:00 PST |
