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mathias

I am beautiful, in every single way...

About Me

k, heres the quicky me. I'm 43, thats right, u just keep on living, n u HOPE u look as good as i do when your my age! no, i don't look or act my age, think beastie boys. I'm colorful, lively n interesting. colors make me happy, so i dress colorfully. well, lets talk about SEX. SEXSEXSEX. actually i don't like to talk about sex, i'd rather be doing it. lots. repeatedly. hot n wild n nasty. i do believe in the female orgasm, as well as foreplay. and of course, i'm a white guy. u know what that means grrls; not only do i eat pussy, i LIKE to eat pussy. I like public displays of affection.I am the god of kissing! I read, obsessively, i'm a bookworm, some of my fav types of books are sci fi, fantasy, true crime, some detective stuff, n classics, tho I also still like comic books, n my fav sub-genre of literature is southern lit; I think I musta been southern in another life, cuz I just relate so much to lost causes, n I love women who wear fuzzy pink slippers to grocery stores, altho the curlers in the hair or shower caps are completely out of it! I'm totally into music, about the only kinds I don't really like are cowboy, gangsta n jesus music; well, ok, i do like some of them too, like snoop dogg. yoyoyo, feel my thugged passion! also, i find myself listening to more cowboy music lately. but don't tell anyone, it'll ruin my reputation. I'm really really into reggae, rock, oldies, punk, rockabilly. If any of these bands strike a chord with you, we're off to a good start: bob marley, depeche mode, peter tosh, thomspson twins, concrete blonde, doors, sisters of mercy, jeff buckley, cocteau twins, elvis, jerry lee lewis, bauhaus, janis joplin, jimi hendrix, aswad, blasters, alabina, x, fear, black flag, or any other of hundreds of bands I like! I also luv movies, all sorts, old black n white, independent, action, foreign, but my fav movies are horror movies. not those lame-o slasher movies, but scary ones, u know? some of my fav movies rite off the top of my head are: ginger snaps, wizard of oz, casablanca, apocalypse now, clerks, chasing amy, n 100's more. I think of my tastes as being eclectic, n exotic, tho others tell me that i'm wierd. thats just cuz they're normal. n i like to try new things and sample new cultures too. I have a great sense of humor thats all over the place, n I need someone who also has a great sense of humor. some of my other things i luv are eating, my favs are sushi, pizza, shwerma's, ice cream, mexican n indian foods. I like being outside, but lately work hasn't allowed me to do as much as I'd like. i luv the beach. I'm VERY creative, n artisitic, always working on something or other, still going thru my beading phase rite now. thats right, I'm crafty! anyways, I'd like to meet people who love the arts n cultures. I'm Dorky, n I like my women dorky too. no drama queens or bisexual chicks either. anyways feel free to write me X0X0X

My Interests

art, sushi, dogs, reptiles, WOMEN, musicmusicmusic, all kindsa music!!! movies, exotic pets n animals, dorky cool people, tattoos, travelling, guns, n i make my own jewelry. no nasty silver crap, cool stuff, like u never seen before, babydoll!!!

I'd like to meet:

well, aside from dorky grrls, n generally cool n cultured people, i'd like to meet jim morrison, i think we'd have a lot in common, cept he's dead, n i'm not. johnny rotten too, that'd b excellent! andrew vachss too, the man has balls to write about the stomach churning stuff he does, n even more balls to fight against evil all the time. humphrey bogart woulda been great to hang with. quentin tarantino should put me in his movies, as should robert rodriguez, n kevin smith too. also, i'd luv to meet porn starlet charmane star, n meet leanni lei, shes THE HOTTEST porn star ever!!!

Music:

rock n roll, reggae, rockabilly, goth, punk, alternative,techno, disco, americana, hardstyle! ,surf music, blues, girl groups, world, some of my favs, in no particular order: the doors, eminem, black rebel motorcycle club, angerfist, marilyn manson, goldfrapp, the mavericks, the cure, ryan adams, buddy holly, sigur ros, electric 6, psych furs, fred j. eaglesmith, death in vegas, billie miles, portishead, the ramones, concrete blonde, rolling stones, stiff little fingers, jeff buckley, HIM,the go-go's, ...trail of dead, sisters of mercy, max romeo, tangerine dream, mars volta, b-52s, peter tosh, hed (pe), gothic chants, jimi hendrix, chris isaak, shakira, the cars, bob marley, guns n roses, 69 eyes, aswad, elvis presley, ac/dc, fear, black flag, circle jerks, thompson twins, bauhaus, peter tosh, gene vincent, richard cheese, ted nugent, midnite, cocteau twins, the list goes on n on :)

Movies:

chasing amy, apocalypse now, old yeller (i still cry), the crow, grease, animal house, 16 candles, any marx brothers movie, nightmare before christmas, idle hands, true romance, the princess bride, the wanderers, breakfast club, clerks, where the red fern grows, the corpse bride, wizard of oz, crybaby, true grit, immortal, moulin rouge, battle royale, the outsiders, eyes of fire, legend, from dusk til dawn, casablanca, 12 monkeys, pulp fiction, 300, shrek, boondock saints, time bandits, ginger snaps, staceys, harold and kumar go to white castle, evil dead, spaghetti westerns, night of the living dead, the list is endless!!!

Television:

animal planet, the simpsons, discovery channel, king of the hill, the shield, mad tv, reno 911

Books:

edgar allen poe, where the wild things are by sendak, charlaine harris' vampire books, carl hiaasen, tolkiens LOTR, anything by daniel woodrell, gaines galloway, the earthsea trilogy, christopher moore, breece d'j pancake, anything by thomas burnett swann, william gibson, true crime, elric books, "snake" by mary woronov! anything by dr. seuss, todd grimson, any sci fi or fantasy, andrew vachss, good cyberpunk, michael moorcock, william faulkner, karl edward wagner, good horror, n southern lit!!!

Heroes:

jim morrison, don quixote, geronimo, frodo, clint eastwood, ted nugent, frank frazetta boris vallejo, madonna, andrew vachss, johnette napolitano, james dean, george W. bush, genghis khan, billy jack, ged, crazy horse, buddha, raphael, michaelangelo, janis joplin, bruce lee, attila the hun, the dalai lama, jimi hendrix, arnold schwarzenegger, john wayne, frederick douglass, bob marley, jesse owens, n most any heretics u can think of :)

My Blog

I been called worse...

yeh, so with a name like mathias, almost unheard of n this country, ppl just cant pronounce it, n they've always mangled it since i was kid. some of them have been may-thee-us (hate that), mathis (ick...
Posted by mathias on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

it happened

yeh, so my dad died, finally. a bummer, but it not been unexpected. truthfully, i expected it sooner, tho hoped for it later. the tough old man, he survived the USMC, the korean war, n rode rodeo. 3 p...
Posted by mathias on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

so sad

so today i had to tell the dr.s to pull the plug on my dad.  that sux, tho its not been unexpected. so sad.
Posted by mathias on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

i got my red star!!!

yessss!!! i have over 1000 positive feedbacks on ebay!!! i got my red star today!!! yyeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!
Posted by mathias on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST

hilary for president?!?!?!

omigod, this frightens me more than anything! im surethat hilary would be the first president to come out of the closet; i have nightmare visions of her bent over the oval office desk, with janet reno...
Posted by mathias on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

red star rising!!!

yupyup, i have a score of 977 on ebay, with a blue star, n when i get to 1000 i get my red star baby!!! so fargin close i can smell it!!!
Posted by mathias on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST

barstow

yeh, barstow is where i've been staying the last almost 2 yrs now. i hesitate to use th word "livin" because barstow is sucha shit hole its hard to think u have a life out here. i never tell anyone i'...
Posted by mathias on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:49:00 PST

al-Zarqawi

i noticed after the news that they'd finally killed al-Zarqawi that the next day gas prices went down by 2 cents. so tahts what that piece of shit losers life was worth, 2 cents. now thats PRICELESS!!...
Posted by mathias on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST

OM

lookin at buddhist jewelry on ebay, n my mind goes back to my world religions class of a coupla yrs ago, n the video of the tibetan priests having a mass chant, like 200 of them,all saying/humming OM,...
Posted by mathias on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

correlations, part deux

the whole thinking about global/solar warming thing got me to thinking again. its said that the "dark ages" were caused by a miniature ice age, n the renaissance was caused by it getting warm again.if...
Posted by mathias on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST