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Ms. Darna

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a mom by day and superhero by night. I am also a dog walker, balut vendor and stripper by appointment. My balut is the best so please pay well when you have the chance. My rates vary when I am stripping so please inquire first. I have Tuesday specials and I accept double coupons!!!!! I usually scream "Darna" when I am about to burst with pleasure.

My Interests

flying,charging my powers through my armpits. I know someone who helps me with charging my pits up. I like shopping and shoplifting. My favorite store is 99 cents. I get so excited when I'm shopping at 99 cents, I usually pee on my superhero suit. Sometimes, I need to borrow my son's diapers before I go to 99 cents and before saving the world just to make sure I won't leak.

I'd like to meet:

future customers and superheroes. Wolverine, you're my man!!!! Hugh, you can cut me anytime!!!

Music:

I like elevator music....and songs from Antarctica.

Movies:

X-men, superman,

Television:

smallville, teletubbies, boobah and Dora the explorer.

Books:

Sesame Street books.

Heroes:

my fellow superhero friends.