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About Me

Sometimes, when life really gets me down, I sit down in my La-Z-Boy chair, recline it to my desired inclination, and sublimate on the subliminal sublimations of gas. Although the previous sentence makes absolutely little or no sense, it was quite fun to type.

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My Interests

I lack interests. I am bland, dull, and lack any sense of humor.

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The Blob.

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a respectable politician whom I can trust.

Music:

Unfortunately I lost the ability to discern music from other noises, due to a freak mining accident, and now I prefer to listen to rush hour traffic on the BQE rather than Fluffhead.

Movies:

I saw Babel last night. It was enjoyable indeed.

My Flixster

My Flixster

My Flixster

Television:

Books:

I believe that books are the root of all evil. That is why I have accepted a position as the Editor-In-Chief of Ballantine Books.

Heroes:

I really liked Bill's (from Kill Bill) sermon about Superman.

My Blog

Olfactory Blues

AIM IM with Victim.2/20/06, 2:05 PMAdam: hey, whats happening in coney island? it smells horribleAdam: i was just thereAdam: it smells like updog2:10 PMVictim: lolVictim: dont knowVictim: it always sm...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:18:00 PST

Spanta blop.

So anyway, I'm sitting on my couch and a freakin eagle ate my dog's food. Bitch ass eagle. I threw a rock at it, and it flew away, right out the window. Except the window was closed. So, I opened ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:05:00 PST

Lysergic Dumbass

Today I stuck my finger in a lightsocket and had some serious flashbacks.
Posted by Adam on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:01:00 PST

Molten lava tunnel funnel glass shield microphone splatter pumice crator makesift tentshit pull

So, today, as I was walking home from the subway stop, I noticed a rather large black hole in the middle of the street. As I decided to walk around it, I accidently jumped into the middle of this lar...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:10:00 PST