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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmm....well I'd like to meet just about anyone. I don't really care. Friends are good to have, the more the better. Meeting new people is fun...but I DON'T want to meet the following:clowns, flying elephants, politicians, people who will steal my cd's or movies, people that seem to think its my job to introduce them to my female friends so they can try to hook up, people who don't bathe, robotic assassins from the future sent back to kill me, zombies trying to eat my brains....

Music:

AK1200 Alkaline Trio Aphrodite Apoptygma Berzerk Ash Assemblage 23 ATB Atom and his Package Bad Religion Basement Jaxx Beastie Boys Beatles Beborn Beton Billy Idol Bloodhound Gang Built to Spill The Cardigans Cave In CKY Coldplay Covenant Crystal Method Danger Doom Dead Kennedys Dead Milkmen Death Cab For Cutie Depeche Mode Duran Duran The Faint Fall Out Boy Fiona Apple Fischerspooner Fountains of Wayne Freezepop Front 242 Funker Vogt The Gaskets Gorillaz HIM Holly James Iio Iris Iron

Movies:

Kung Fu Hustle Serenity Shaolin Soccer Big Trouble in Little China Sin City The Godfather The Godfather 2 Garden State Napolean Dynamite Dodgeball Wet Hot American Summer Goodfellas The 5th Element Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Lost in Translation Shaun of the Dead Star Wars Lord of the Rings Willow The Princess Bride Outside Providence Grosse Pointe Blank The Virgin Suicides Run Lola Run Run Ronnie Run Pirates of the Carribean Donnie Darko Rocky Horror Picture Show Clerks Mallrats Chasing Amy Dogma Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Evil Dead Evil Dead 2 Army of Darkness Dead Alive Bird With the Crystal Plummage Deep Red Zombie Night of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Cannibal Ferox Cannibal Holocaust Spirited Away Akira Ghost in the Shell Appleseed Batman Begins History of the World pt1 Nightmare Before Christmas Young Frankenstein Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Television:

Heroes Aqua Teen Hunger Force Family Guy American Dad Invader Zim Scrubs Sealab

Books:

Lord of the Rings The Hobbit Outside Providence Fight Club Watership Down The Vampire Chronicles Harry Potter The Comedy Writer If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way Watership Down

Heroes:

David Bowie Optimus Prime Don O'Connell Bruce Campbell The guy who discovered alcohol Your Mom

My Blog

Wha I'm Missing This Weekend

So, sure, it's Cinco De Mayo weekend, parties and cookouts all over the place I'm sure. But I'm missing out on a yearly tradition of mine. Working at the NASCAR races. Oh, you know I'm not a fan of NA...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 06 May 2006 02:15:00 PST

A Haiku For Spring

Nice and warm Spring day? No! Fucking one foot of snow! I want a taco!
Posted by Derek on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST

The True Meaning Of Valentine's Day

Why on Earth do we celebrate Valentine's Day? It's pointless and the current connotation has nothing to do with its origins. The whole reason its called Valentine's Day in the first place is because o...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

So Long Richmond....

So yeah...as a few of you know, I hadn't doing so great the past few months. Well the shit really hit the fan, and i up and moved to Nebraska. I really regret not getting to see most of you guys befor...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:34:00 PST

Why you may not have heard from me in the past 72 somehting hours...

Thursday Night: FRIDAY: SATURDAY: ...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST

Do it or else!

See how well you know me. Click the link and take the test. Comment back with your score or I'll hate you forever. Take the Test!...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:10:00 PST

Do it now or regret it later!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be ...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:11:00 PST

And here I thought I'd be Bourbon and Coke

You Are a Martini There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:05:00 PST

Time for a little rant

So most of you know that since May, my computer has been acting like a little piece of shit. Let me give the rest of you a little background. Back in May, my computer started shutting down on its own ...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:22:00 PST

I got nothin

How to spend a slow saturday night: 1. Drink a few beers 2. Play power half-hour with double shots 3. Get dragged out to Tobacco Company 4. Drink more beer. 5. Drink margaritas 6. Watch Kung Fu Hustl...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:33:00 PST