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About Me

I am happy, outgoing, messy, loud, and a bunch of other things. I am clumsy. When I was little, I actually got good at falling down the stairs. I was once told that wierd and strange are different things. Is that true? I like laughing, sometimes at things that aren't funny, watching disney movies with anyone who will watch them with me, drinking beer, going to the river, going to parties where I somehow know everyone there, and stuff. I like stuff. I procrastinate. I am a superhero. And I like tacos.

My Interests

eating, being inapropriate, cranberry juice, singing in the shower

I'd like to meet:

People who like to do things, contortionists, people who speak Norwegian, midget strippers, rich people, happy people, carnies, rock stars, and pirates.

Music:

No Doubt, Sublime, Fountains of Wayne, Gershwin, 311, Mary Prankster, Flogging Molly, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, The Gaskets

Movies:

Donnie Darko, All Disney movies, The Labyrinth, Ocean's 11, The Goonies

Television:

I work there.

Books:

i read books. Anyone else excited about Harry Potter? Just me? I understand.

Heroes:

superman, my mom, your mom

My Blog

Whats the meaning of life?

Many people ask me, "So Caley, What's it like working at a major news corporation?" I will tell you now, using a series of narrative excerpts...While sitting at the front desk...A woman walks in...
Posted by Caley on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:43:00 PST

Do you have any Grey Pupon?

So Jason tells me I don't post enough journals. Is this true, because there are many people who don't have any, so comparitively i am doing well with my now third entry. Hey. Fuck you. I mean that...
Posted by Caley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who decided Ronald McDonnald was a good guy to leave your kids with?

From Clerks, the animated series: Chief of Police: Citizens of Leonardo, like the Mayor, I too was on my way to a costume party, but interestingly enough, not the same costume party. I am abl...
Posted by Caley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do I know you?

This is a valid question; one that I am not always sure of the answer. I often get alot of friend requests from people I don't know, and they don't even bother to send me a message with it. This con...
Posted by Caley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST