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Jess

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About Me

Digital pirate. Shiver me megabytes. Nerdly. Enjoys simple, dumb things as well as concocting elaborate schemes. I'm a relatively happy and positive gentleman. I'm a fan of chaos, despite the fact I'm a very ordered and well-balanced person. Its the chaos in others, in music, and the world that keeps me sane. Science and technology rock the shit out of organized religion. Take that, god! I also have contempt for greedy people, especially greedy people whose means could benefit others. I like to sing along to songs, loudly, when nobody is listening. Also, while trying to play guitar (I'm learning!).

My Interests

Cooking, Girls j.rae, Fun and Bass (I invented dis, go away), Computers and the Intarweb. Dance Dance Revolution. Digital Photographies. Cute things (girls / puppies). Stand-up comedy. Reading. Reading. Reading. Downloading music/software/movies/television shows. Google. Discovering new music. Beer. Wine. Spirits. Chatting with people until the sun comes up. Sleeping. The smell of fingerpaint. Jetski's. Skydiving. Sleeping in. Cuddling. WoW. Indie films. UE . Chocolate.

I'd like to meet:

If you don't put obnoxious animated gifs all over your profile, then I probably want to meet you. If you can hold a conversation for more then ten minutes, then I probably want to meet you. If the thought of rope conjures images other then boats and gym class, then I probably want to meat you.

Otherwise: hax0rs, b-tards, nerds, people who like the music I like.. et cetera?

Music:

The Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Postal Service, Muse, Coheed, Beck, Alkaline Trio, Interpol, White Stripes, Our Lady Peace, Her Space Holiday, Soul Coughing, Lovage, John B, Prefuse 73, RJD2, Amon Tobin, Danny C, !!!, The Used, Tool, Mika, Pendulum, Röyksopp, Mad Capsule Markets, Squarepusher, Franz Ferdinand, Three Eleven, Dntel, Venetian Snares, A Perfect Circle, Jimmies Chicken Shack, The Killers, Soil, Weezer, Matthew Dear, Sunny Day Real Estate, System of a DownRecent tracks:

Movies:

Memento, Pi: Faith in Chaos, Spirited Away, Kevin Smith films, Boondock Saints, City of God, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Amelie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sin City, Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

Good Eats, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Stand-up Comedy, Futurama, Trigun, FLCL. Love the History Channel, Food Network (except that bitch Rachel Ray), TMC. TLC and Discovery Channel up until about 4 years ago.. what I wouldn't give to see an oldschool documentary on lions or something. All in all, I don't watch a lot of television.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, 2600, The God Delusion, New Scientist, Mental Floss: Condensed Knowledge, The Universe in a Nutshell, I'm Just Here For The Food, Culinary Artistry. Nonfiction++, I'm all aboot the smrt's. Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Your mom. My grandfather. Alton Brown. Maddox . Jack White."I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" -- Stephen Roberts

My Blog

I'm at the beach for a week!

... and you're not, ell oh ell. Should be back sometime next weekend. If you need to get ahold of me, a message on here works, or give me a call! However, I doubt I'll have my phone on me.. I was...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:38:00 PST

Jess' Rules of Driving

I've got a plan on how to keep both accidents *and* traffic to a minimum. These rules need to be followed strictly, with some form of capital punishment if one disobeys. For real.Jess' Ten Commandment...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

First day on night.

Yes, you heard it. Tonight was (and currently is!) my first overnight shift. My manager had decided I was going to shadow a particular person, and thought he was on the mid-day shift (2:45pm-11pm), wh...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:54:00 PST

I pretty much hate you all!

Just kidding. Only doing this to get attention, and to pass the time when I should be asleep. <3 Everyone!
Posted by Jess on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 04:01:00 PST

I've come to a point in my life...

Where I'm about to have to make a few very difficult decisions. I can't really go into any further detail at the moment.. but this is going to be the toughest next few weeks of my entire life. :(...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fall in love...

Every time I click on someones profile. Why must you all be so damn HOT?
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy crap!

This post is just for filler, as I havn't posted any sort of blog entry in a year. Talk to me!
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Need a new journal update

I'm sitting here, really fucking tired. Someone posted a petition against bonzaikittens.com or something on the bulletin board... its a hoax, c'mon people... this new one isnt even nearly as convin...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm moving

Tomorrow! Apartment in Fairfax, here I come!
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST