Some have been known to call me, "the most interesting person in the world." Others will describe me as, "cool." I can't help it. I just know what cool is. I mean look at me! Some people go through a great deal of trouble to lift that eyebrow. Me... no problem! So, anyway, who wants to be my friend? All of you? I should've known.
PLEASE BE AWARE
The preceding statement contains no real truth,
and could not hold up in a true-to-life setting.
The Family:
Don't forget that I take more pictures than I do breaths sometimes. I have some of my best shots posted on deviantART . Don't hesitate to go check them out. I know you'll like at least one of them. Leave comments here or there, I don't care. I pulled down your underwear.
