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About Me

Hi. My name is Rob and I like to change my profile. Like constantly. And hit children. Like constantly.

My Interests

listening to music, playing music, reading about music, seeing live music, moving to California, public urination, avoiding flakey types, counting things for a living, indifference, apathy, pooping, ripping CDs for months on end, procrastinating on recording, procrastinating on tats, getting girl's numbers and never following through, being tired of people, wanting to be grizzly adams, wanting a sweet beard, wanting to live with a bear in the mountains.

I'd like to meet:

West-coast types. Seeing as how I'll be a west-coast type in just a short while.

Not too creepy:

Music:

3 Inches Of Blood
Accused
Afghan Whigs
Alice In Chains
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
The Aquabats
At The Drive-In
At The Gates
Atheist
Baroness
Behemoth
Bjork
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Bolt Thrower
Borknagar
Calla
Carcass
Cathedral
Cave-In
Celtic Frost
Clann Zu
Clutch
Conflict
The Cure
Dark Tranquillity
Darkest Hour
Death
Devin Townsend
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dissection
Dragon Force
Dream Theater
Dredg
Edguy
Elliott Smith
Emperor
Engine Down
Enslaved
Entombed
Envy
Evergrey
Exodus
Failure
Finntroll
Gojira
Gorefest
Gruvis Malt
GWAR
The Haunted
Helloween
Iced Earth
In Flames
Into Eternity
Iron Maiden
Jose Gonzalez
Josh Small
Katatonia
Killing Joke
Kruger
Kyuss
Lamb Of God
Local H
Martyr
Massive Attack
Mastodon
McLusky
Megadeth
Meshuggah
Metallica
Mike Patton jams
The Minibosses
Mono
Monster Magnet
Moonsorrow
Morphine
Municipal Waste
Murder By Death
My Dying Bride
Napalm Death
Nevermore
Nick Drake
Nothingface
Novembers Doom
Nuclear Rabbit
Orange 9mm
Opeth
Pantera
Peelander-Z
Pentagram
Pig Destroyer
Porcupine Tree
Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age
Rotting Christ
Scissorfight
The Scorpions
Sentenced
Simon and Garfunkel
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
The Smiths
Sonata Arctica
Soul Coughing
Sound Garden
Stabbing Westward
Strapping Young Lad
Sunny Day Real Estate
Swallow The Sun
Tech N9ne
Testament
Tom Waits
Tool
Turbonegro
Unsane
VAST
Vincent Schiavelli Hates You
Wintersleep
Witchcraft
Zao

VA Represent:
Ambition Burning
Admiral Browning
Battlemaster
Durga Temple
Ol' Scratch
Seventh Gate
Valkyrie

Television:

Television is for retardeds.

Books:

finished up The Amazing Adventures Of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon not too long ago. Really good book.

Heroes:

My Blog

I accept your views, but theyre wrong

So I just got outta the shower. It's where I do all my thinkin'. Followed closely by the toilet of course. For whatever reason I was thinking about the Bible and how there are still ...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:00:00 PST

Out like tamagatchi

I realized tonight that I think I'm officially done with Virginia after 27-28 years. There's not too much left in this place that I feel the need to stick around for anymore. I work at a j...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

You probably think this post is about you, dont you

I haven't bitched about something dumb in a while, so here goes. How about those triflin' chicks on myspace who post 50 pictures of themselves in various slutty poses and whore outfits, the...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:45:00 PST

More like (cr)apple

This week I finally finished ripping my CDs after almost 11 months. It would have taken half that time, but I made the mistake of using iTunes to rip them, and iTunes is horrible at MP3 ripping....
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

Punk Rock Bowlfal 200-8 barffffff

Spent the day off work doing the funeral thing. It's been over 10 years since I've had to go to one. Those things really suck. What a way to spend your day. Being bummed out an...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:02:00 PST

I’m gonna have to ask you to return to your seat, sir

R.I.P. Grandma Miller. No more grandparents now I'll win big in your memory while I'm out in Vegas the next four days not having to deal with this shitty snow. On that note, enjoy all the...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:48:00 PST

Boc Choi

If you look at the word "naturals" printed all scripty and fancy on something and have bad eyesight, it tends to look like "no turds". I need to get to an eye doctor sometime in the near future....
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:47:00 PST

Four letter words

Just got back from hanging out at the not-so-local Manassas bar with some friends and am not ready to sleep yet, so I figured I'd let the mental faucet run a little out of my cranium and onto this her...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST

Important news involving the taint

I was sitting around work today perusing Wikipedia in my spare time in an attempt to become the smartest person in the world on the topic of everything, when I made an astonishing discovery. Pee...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST

to die unsung would really bring you down

Went out and saw Helmet last night, and got to meet Page Hamilton. I've been listening to that band since I was like 13 or 14 and just now got around to seeing them. The show was great, bu...
Posted by Don't Taze Me Bro on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:05:00 PST