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About Me

bred by witches, raised by wolves.

My Interests

Walking around at night. bottles, particularly with little ships in them. imagining imaginary goings on on the little ships. carving pumpkins.Things that are measured in "bears," such as honey or gummi. voodoo. the major five and the minor nine. alphonse mucha. custom paint on tractor-trailers. rhyming. dogs and outdoor tom cats with giant heads & shredded ears. Sepiatone photos. Apocalyptic horsemen. leather bound books, green plants, dirty boots and mine shafts. mid-century fans with dangerous metal blades. Stuff that you have to destroy to enjoy... Thin layers of grime. Drinking party liquor in the bathtub. Transition, forgotten places, corners, darkness, making stew with dumplings from scratch. honey-hives. did i mention bears?

I'd like to meet:

people that share my belief that cooperation is the next, higher form of evolution after competition. let's combine our power so that we can all get what we want. don't get all cry-ass cause i don't give a fuck about playing pool.

Television:

Squidbillies.

Books:

non-fiction books that explain simple, but often over-looked, concepts and theories that i can later illustrate. by illustrate, i mean, draw in pencil. not talk about.

My Blog

this book is closed

If you've ever wondered about my babbling about Cabaret, or maybe if you were a part of it, here's a link to Thimble Wit and i being interviewed at the close of the finale season. We're "Episode 7" - ...
Posted by a.g. on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:57:00 PST

evil genius

Thanks to Aegetheus for passing this on. Facebook has 59 million users - and 2 million new ones join each week. But you won't catch Tom Hodgkinson volunteering his personal information - not now that ...
Posted by a.g. on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

numbers running

i'm kind of a Luddite, so things like "credit card theft" aren't typically a huge concern in my day-to-day consciousness. Until today. Fucking awesome. Somebody apparently stole my debit-card number, ...
Posted by a.g. on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:52:00 PST

december

distance makes everything seem small and unimportantit all gets blurry and looks pretty much the sameand the motivations one once held cease to exist
Posted by a.g. on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:34:00 PST

An Overheard Phone Conversation Today

Hi! Did you just get back?Yeah, the cats were fine. I didn't have any trouble. How was tour?Um, no.Um, noooooooooooooooo.Yes, I'm sure!!!Well, did you watch it?What? Is it watchable?No! I did not leav...
Posted by a.g. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST

a survey by Jimbo P, the King of Kool

"I'm drinking right now and bored, so I'm gonna make up a survey. I'll even answer my own questions. Pointless questions, but I'm bored."-JimboJim's answers appear in red, a.g's in purple.1. Na...
Posted by a.g. on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST

From the Onion.

BEVERLY HILLS, California (The Onion) -- An estimated 150 million people continued to be without social lives Tuesday as a massive system failure at MySpace.com entered its third day. "The problem i...
Posted by a.g. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:10:00 PST

memorial day

Today is technically a holiday, so i continue in my tradition of "holiday" blogs. I was invited to two bbq's today but attended neither, prefering instead to lie in bed all day watching cartoons in th...
Posted by a.g. on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

legs

Never in my life, before this week, has anyone told me that i have "nice legs", yet i've now heard this twice in the past 36 hours. My plan of being a broke-ass forever, and walking everywere, must be...
Posted by a.g. on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

cobalt

cobalt: the word that keeps coming up. sleek cobalt car with sleek plates and the John Spencer Blues Explosion. cobalt skies over log bridges and cobalt water underneath, in deep saturation. cobalt ey...
Posted by a.g. on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:54:00 PST