Blowjobs and Ice Cream - Lyrics
This goes out to all the Femineme
I'm Shlomotion I ain't Shleminem
Stirred from my sleep once again from the constant buzz
Pager blowin up it's a message from my little cuz
Seems the more things change, they constant as they ever was
I'm finding out each day that's what life does
The more you try to change it gets a little harder
But Bruce Lee told me just "Flow like water"
Don't let all the bullshit deter you from the truth
Just take a look outside if you want the proof
Blowjobs and titties, Puppies and Ice Cream
This is heaven on earth, heaven on earth
Oooh wha ha (Credit: Michael Jackson)
Blowjobs and titties, Puppies and Ice Cream
This is heaven on earth
I put a seed in the ground just to watch it grow
I put my dick in your girl just to make her moan
Cuz heaven on earth is my philosophy
I do anything I like it don't bother me
I like to take anything on this globe
I feel like Huge Hefner without his robe
I aint saying that I ride around with 6 blondes
What I'm sayings that I'm always right I'm never wrong
I'm not saying that I'm better than you that ain't the point
But any place that I walk in becomes Shlomo's joint
Fuck fuck shit bitch cock lick suck
my nuts right testicle and left one
Blowjobs and titties, Puppies and Ice Cream
This is Heaven on earth
Blowjobs and titties, Puppies and Ice Cream
This is Heaven on earth
Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles
And Kittie cats and little bunnies
Heaven on earth Heaven on earth
And I like Richard Simmons n Gene Simmons
And I'm swimmins
in all the wimmins
Heaven on Earth
That's what I do
That's what I do
Shlomotion
Woo!
