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About Me

Shlomo.
23 years of age.
Videogame Designer.
Beer Drinker.
Woman Licker.
Eye Fuck Master.
Big Brother to Two Wonderful Sisters.
HERO to US Americans such as like South Africa.
Short.
Loved By All.
Impressive Lyrics Have Been Known to Occur.
Hair is slowly dreading.
Classic Rock Enthusiast.
Hard Worker.
Friend Loyalty.
Love is What Makes My Blood Flow.
Love and supersoaking that ho, supersoak that hooo.
Desires Good Night Sleep Above Many Things.
Wordsmith.
Likes to Bite the Lips.
Impressive.
Impressive I said.
In other words, hi. I get along with everybody unless you have hate or a blackened soul. Clearly, I love music. I like bass. I like people with soul, with heart, with humor, with love, with glints in their eyes, with understanding, with goals, with smiles, with beer, but not with child. I like hooking up in the bathroom, and I'm upfront about my bathroom rendezvous. I have Asians running through my mind. I want to OWN Japan. I'm like Tetris, easy to understand, difficult to master, and simple to make sequels to. I will probably hit on you when I'm drunk, but only if you're an incredible individual. I get cranky when I'm tired and I'm not good at sharing a bed. I like grabbing asses and sucking on lips. And recently, I think I've come to understand that I enjoy biting on necks as well. I'm all over the place, I mingle, I mix, I share, I join, I commune. How does one commune? I don't know, but I do it well.
I'm a Planeteer and my name is Heart. Currently in need of a Fire and a Water. Auditions are being held at Matt's house every Saturday night.
Lastly, I love everything that Andy Samberg does. He is perfect in every way.
Oh and don't forget...

My Interests

Trying to understand why I'm awesome and how we could be awesome together..
But also...

I'd like to meet:

People who spend part of their time modeling and part of their time next to meeeeeeeee oh oh oh oh oh oh OH oh oh OH oh ohoh
Hottie of the Moment:

Quote of the Century: "Seriously, Shlomo, you're like... What if a koala bear, Jesus Christ, and a ball of emotions mated..."
Quote of the Moment:
"Let's do that thing where you puke and poo on me."

Music:

Everything including country. But I'm a big fan of:
Phish
"Underground Hip Hop"
QUEEN!!!!
Blues
Classic Rock

Movies:

Gangs of New York
Boondock Saints
A Bronx Tale
LoTR
Anything by QT
Anything by Guy Ritchie
Magnolia
Little Miss Sunshine
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Jet Li's Fearless
TenaciousD and the Pick of Destiny
The Blues Brothers
Team America: World Police

Television:

HEROES, Lost, Family Guy, Curb, DEXTER, Big Love, Rescue Me, Bleach, The L Word, How I Met You're Mother, Naruto, Entourage, The Boondocks
Rest In Peace
Sopranos
Jim Henson's Storyteller
Samurai Champloo
Samurai Jack

Books:

I've killed many trees.

Heroes:

My Blog

My little sister is a fucking PIMP

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5736486166006359397
Posted by Number 13 on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:37:00 PST

Is that so?

There was a Zen Master who was very pure, very illumined. Near the place where he lived there happened to be a food store. The owner of the food store had a beautiful unmarried daughter. One day she w...
Posted by Number 13 on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

Best scenes of all time all lead back to the Blues Brothers

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Posted by Number 13 on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

Oh drinking

Amongst the flowers I am alone with my pot of wine drinking by myself; then lifting my cup I asked the moon to drink with me, its reflection and mine in the wine cup, just the three of us; then I sigh...
Posted by Number 13 on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:25:00 PST

Just realized!

What a huge douche I've been to a few selected peoples and how many of my own morals I've tiptoed past. Whoops, gotta hit reset!
Posted by Number 13 on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

List of music for me to check out... you can too! Updated 10.15.07 @ 9:14 PM

This is mainly for me but you are all welcome to try it out. Basically I listen to aol.com radio whenever I do homework (which is always) and anytime I hear an interesting song I'm going to put it her...
Posted by Number 13 on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST

Six Years Later

Look, I'm a writer. Unless I'm drunk and freestyling because then I'm a sayer. But both things have me putting words into the slots and forming some kind of coherent sentence or diddy. And, as a "writ...
Posted by Number 13 on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST

Entourage, how Ive missed thee

Once again, the people's champ has returned to thinking about blogging. I guess I've been so busy with school, work, and my second wind of partying days that I've forgotten how much I like to curl up ...
Posted by Number 13 on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

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Posted by Number 13 on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Can I get any cooler?

An 11-14 page research paper is due in my English class. It has to be on a "creature."I chose VAMPIRES.The line for ladies who want my babies is on the left.The line of guys who want my baby is in Sea...
Posted by Number 13 on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST