DJing, Snowboarding, Break Dancing, Kite Surfing, Clubbing, Street Racing, Cars, Horseback Riding, Road Boarding
Anyone. :). I love meeting new people. If we're talking relationship wise, idealy, I'm looking for a girl of Latin decent, but any exotic/foreign ethnicity is fine. I generaly like girls that love to have fun, love to laugh, and aren't self-centered or stuck up. I like a girl that's not afraid to speak her mind, like's to fuck with you (not head game wise, but more of the playful insults), loves to joke around, loves partying, and LOVES to dance. I love a girl with her own style too. The hottest style out there is the dressy punked out look or the NY Urban look mixed with a little bit of rock (i.e. Christina Aguilera's look. Tila Nguyen is also a great example. Click the link below to check out her site). There's a lot more to it, but those are your basics ;). Just whatever you do, don't waste my time. If it's tail you're after, that's cool, just don't sit there and play games about it, cause I pay no attention to em. I also love the type that acts all innocent and classy out in public, but then tears it up in the bedroom. I need me a naughty girl, so if you don't have a sex drive, you're in the wrong place haha. Anyhow, if that's you, you've got it made ;)
Here's an Easy Reference Sheet
Turn Ons: ?If you can dance and be sexy while dancing. Now I don't mean bending over and touching your toes or dropping your ass like it's hot, I mean, yea, that's sexy, but can you be sexy WITHOUT doing that. :). GoGo dancers are usually in this category, but there are girls out there can do it as well. Techno/House Dancers are a plus :)
?Long Hair
?Business Suit Look, Your own creative style, any sexy attire.
?A lil "I'm hot shit" attitude
?Flexibility/Endurance
?Self Respect
?Open Minded/Not Shy
?Weird
?Someone who LOVES to have fun
?A Girl that can carry a INTELLIGENT conversation
Turn Offs: ?Smoking (but I'll deal)
?Drugs (besides alcohol... still I'll deal... to a point.)
?No Sense of humor
?Anyone Messier than me
?Being Stuck Up
?Drama/Bullshit
?Unshaven (HAHA Sorry.. had to. It really is that bad)
?Someone who can't dance
?Cheaters (Less I made you cheat on your man haha)
?Liars
?Backstabbers
?Fake People
TALK TO ME DAMMIT! :D
Rap/Hip Hop, Techno/Trance ( Benny Benassi , Tiesto , Ian Van Dahl , Paul Oakenfold ), Hard or Progressive House/House ( 4 Strings , ATB , Paul Van Dyk ), Rock, Alternative, Punk, Oldies, Disco, Funk, Some Country
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BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!! Super Troopers, Harlod & Kumar go to White Castle, EuroTrip, Van Wilder, Club Dread, American Pie Series, The New Guy, Waiting, Anchorman, Puddle Cruiser (Go rent this... NOW!), Mr. Deeds... god there's too many
HOUSE!!!, Entourage,Most Extreme Elimination Competition (MXC), Family Guy, Invader Zim, Futurama, The Man Show, The Simpsons, Nip Tuck
The best book EVER is definitely "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" By Tucker Max. The guy is just... out of control. Ruthless. Hysterical. There's just too many ways to describe him. Other than that, The Halo series. But I do have favorite Writers. I LOVE Stephen King. That guy write the most insane books ever. If you ever are looking for a good read, just pick up any of his books! They're phenominal! My other favorite writer is Edgar Allen Poe cause his stuff was just twisted :). Yes.. I like weird, twisted novels :)
Honestly, my biggest Idol is Ryan Reynolds. That guy's a fucking comedy machine. Definitely the best actor out there. His facial expressions are priceless, his punchlines are great, the guy just rocks. However, Ryan, if you're reading this.... WHAT THE FUCK MAN! Alanis??? Are you kidding me??!? Dude, go for someone way hotter. She's almost degrading.Anyhow, my second biggest idol is Usher. Let's face it. The dude's a PHENOMINAL dancer, he's a great dresser, he's got sex appeal like no other. The dude's a legend. He's everything a girl wants and everything I wish I was.And lastly, My true to life hero is Hugh Hefner.... That Guy is THE MAN ;). There's no way any of you can tell me wrong. The guy is like 80 years old and has 8 wives, all of which are under 30, gorgeous, and blonde. And he owns one of the biggest, hippest, up to date mansions in the world. What I would GIVE to be claimed his son or nephew, or even adopted. Yeah, that'd rock. Hugh... PLEASE ADOPT ME! I'll so rock that place and run that mag just as good as you have ;)