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About Me

I recently graduated from ASU West with a major in English and a minor in Sociocultural Anthropology. I'm not a snob but my Dooney & Bourkes are almost as important to me as my car. I'm naturally blonde but I dye my hair. I guarantee I can tell you a dead baby joke you've never heard. I can't sing karaoke but all my friends can. My tattoo artist also tattooed Jesse James, and a bunch of porn stars. I love nintendo games, but there are only three that I can play. I hate scary movies but I can watch them if I close my eyes, or if I have someone sitting next to me telling me when something scary is about to happen. I also have a sick obsession with Harry Potter. And the UFC. I'm totally in love with Roger Huerta. I really like Forrest Griffin and Fedor, too, but I don't find Fedor particularly attractive.How Nerdy R U?
Braniac!

You are a true braniac... maybe you might get into one of those ivy league colleges for gifted minds such as yourself. Congrats. You rule. :)

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I'd like to meet:

Oh, I dunno. I think I'm good.An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. -Buddha ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. -Arnold H. Glasow

My Blog

another survey

What's standing in the way of what you want right now, if anything?- MoneyDo you keep up with the lives of celebrities?- I would like to say no, but I totally do. I love gossip.Do you tweeze your eyeb...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:21:00 GMT

Another survey

1] Have you ever showered with someone?Yes.2] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?Well, I've never actually spoken to Zac Efron . . . Just kidding. I live with Tommy, so I kinda have...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Funny Names

1. ROCK STAR NAME:(first pet, current car)Rocky Rio2. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):Chocolate Flip-flop 3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite anima...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:12:00 GMT

I’m not very nice sometimes. Like in this survey.

1.Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?Hm. Depends on which ex. If he is too stupid to stop, drop and roll, he probably deserves to burn to death. 2.Your best friend tells you s...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:17:00 GMT

something about this year . . .

JANUARY?1. Who kissed you on new years?Tommy. It's his job.2. Did you have a New Year's Resolution this year?Yeah, to not let people walk all over me. Sometimes I stick to it; sometimes I don't.3. Doe...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:46:00 GMT

boring survey

1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?John2. What body part(s) do you hate?boy feet are pretty gross. and i'm not a fan of my nose because it is running.4. Have you ever made out in a basement?we d...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:25:00 GMT

100 things

100 Things You May Not Have Known About Me...1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?Jason's bud light last night. Mine was empty so he let me borrow his.2. Do you follow college football?Nop...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 19:13:00 GMT

new survey

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?I think I'd have to pay. 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?Princess Banana Hammock3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 14:18:00 GMT

I changed my blog thingy

Blogs are dumb. I think that's all I have to say.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 15:39:00 GMT

Finally 21

I finally made it to 21. sweet. I had my power hour(s) at RJ's, the bar I met Tommy at, and it was so much fun. He decorated with balloons and streamers and everything was pink. It was so cute. I love...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:14:00 GMT