Friend's, a term meaning many different things in this day and age. To avoid any confusion of my personal take on what it means to be a friend, this is what it means to me;1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".and remember, It's better to regret the things you've done than the chances you never took.
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Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, Big Wednesday, Zeppelin The Song Remains The Same. Clerks 1 and 2. mmmmm cake! Little Miss Sunshine. All Silence of the Lambs movie sequels. Will Ferrell in pretty much anything. Team America, FUCK YEAH!
Soprano's you fuckin fuck. The Simpsons you fat lazy fuck, Mythbusters, that redhead is fucking HOT. Deadliest Catch, Meth, Hydrolics, bad teeth and the open ocean make for great TV.
Hunter S Thompson, The Curse of Lono, Generation of Swine, Fear and Loathing of course. Eggbert the Slightly Cracked Egg by Tom Ross ans Rex Barron, my favorite kids book about an artist egg who get's kicked out of the fridge for having a cracked shell. The Devils Teeth, follows the history of the Farallone Islands and the shark research program there.
My Parents for making it through my teen years. My wife for making it through most of the rest. Bud Dutil, Kevin Cunningham, Hunter S Thompson, Paul Schmitt(Schmitt Stix) Tony Alva, Matt Archibold, John Fruciante, Frank Zappa, Bob Ross, Chuck Close, all people who fight for what they believe in despite the rest of the world being totally against them.