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Melisa

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About Me

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My Interests

BEER, books, boating, biking, boarding, Andrew, Gus, the 4th Meal, and home improvement (Yes, Andrew...I hear you laughing!)

I'd like to meet:

NOT THIS FUCKING TOM GUY THAT'S FOR SURE!Trent Reznor, Jenna Jameson, and Jamey Jasta's left thumb.

Music:

AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, All That Remains, Opiate for the Masses, Machine Head, Thy Will Be Done, Kittie, Slipknot, Trivium, AFI, In this Moment, The Blood Hound Gang, Bleeding Through, Marilyn Manson, Scurvy, Hatebreed, Wenesday 13, Guns and Roses, Poison, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, Dope, and Bullet for My Valentine.

Movies:

These are the only movies I have ever been able to watch more than once: Scary Movie 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, Me, Myself and Irene, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Anchorman, Clerks II and Twins.

Television:

LOST, Heroes, Drawn Together, The Office, Headbanger's Ball, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, The Real World, MythBusters, Deadliest Catch, Flavor Flavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv, Ace of Cakes, Man vs. Wild, No Reservations, Flip That House, Iron Chef, Trading Spaces, Tasty Travels, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, Bizarre Foods, Wife Swap, Super Nanny, Miami Ink, Going Tribal, and any other nerdy show you might find on the Learning, Travel, Discovery, HGTV or History Channel.

Books:

Fat Kid Rules the World, The Great Gatsby, Native Son,The Cather in the Rye, The Outsiders, Battle Royale, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lolita, The Illiad, The Grapes of Wrath, East of Eden, Of Mice and Men, The Average American Male, Running with Scissors, Fight Club, Rant, A Man Without A Country, Middlesex, Stardust, Anna Karenina, Kitchen Confidential, Girl Interupted, The Odyssey, Ulysses, Confederacy of Dunces, 8-Ball Chicks, Phineas Poe, The Pillars of the Earth, and countless others.... I've read more books in the last two years than most read in a lifetime. Does anyone know what Joyce is saying in Finnegan's wake?