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Indigenous Nudity

All you know about me is what I've sold you...

About Me

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years!

That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
the Provacateur
(66% dark, 34% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 92% on darkness
You scored higher than 15% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 54% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 60%
Greed: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die. How Sinful Are You? Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

June
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easilyhurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

People with Morals, Ethics, and Values.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:

I Rock and Roll all day long, Sweet Susie.

Movies:

Cult classics. Horror. Pretty much whatever catches my fancy.

Television:

eh...I highly recommend George Burns and Gracie Allen, it's from contented cows. The Fishmasters

Books:

I'm currently reading Pandora.

Heroes:

My grandma and Dr. Laura.

My Blog

Good Idea, Bad Idea

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Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

DO AS I COMMAND YOU

Bulletins DON'T ALWAYS WORK, SO I WILL TURN TO MY BLOG TO RECTIFY THE PROBLEM....YOU CAN ASK ME FOUR QUESTIONS:: 1. 2. 3. 4. No matter how random, reveling, rude, naughty or pointless ______________...
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:06:00 PST

Lit.

Alas, that I was ever bornAnd so it happened on this May day mourn,Though a deep window set with many barsOf mighty iron squared with massive spars,He chanced on Emily to cast his eyeAnd, as he did, h...
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

I like music....

and I pick songs at random that don't really go together in anyway....like hole and garth brooks...and the counting crows...hahahha. ...
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Disappointment...

runs wild and free in san jose.
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

Someone to watch over me....

Theres a saying old says that love is blindStill were often told, seek and ye shall findSo Im going to seek a certain lad Ive had in mindLooking everywhere, havent found him yetHes the big affair I ca...
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

This isn't what Steve wanted...

Stingrays Found Mutilated After Irwin's Fatal Sting
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:10:00 PST

My second Promo ..2

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Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST

Foolish Fool, crazy fools

Steppin' Razor- sublime If you wanna live, treat me good.If you wanna live, I beg ya, treat me good.I'm like a steppin' razor, don't ya watch my sidesI'm dangerous, so dangerous.I'm like a steppin' ra...
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

Mailman

Hello don't you know me I'm the dirt beneath your feet The most important fool you forgot to see I've seen how you give it Now I want to receive I know that you Would do the same for me I know I'm he...
Posted by Indigenous Nudity on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST