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William Murderface

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About Me



My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Cool people with mutual interests who can hold a conversation.

Music:

REPAID IN BLOOD, Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Lamb of God, Dimmu Borgir, Cannibal Corpse, Black Dahlia Murder, White/Rob Zombie, TOOL, Pantera, Between the Buried and Me, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Job for a Cowboy, Dead man in Reno, All shall Perish, The Faceless, Dethklok!

Movies:

Everything here is just scratching the surface of my movie obsession-Any Tarantino movie, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects,the Evil Dead series, Fight Club,Battle Royal, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dawn/Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Super Troopers, Lord of the Rings, Hellraiser series, Star Wars, American Psycho,Clint Eastwood Westerns and Japanese Samurai movies.. height="350" width="425" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.../images/.." ..

Television:

DEXTER, Deadwood, Sopranos, Metalocalypse! Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Invader Zim, Batman, Aqua Teen,Robot Chicken, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genisis Evangelion, Venture Brothers

Books:

Anything with vampires,zombies,werewolfs or shit like that. The Dark Tower series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I Am Legend, Anything by H P Lovecraft, Anything by Clive Barker, Also books on Philosophy, War, Samurai, the Occult, Life After Death and the Mafia

My Blog

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 6) Firearms

Of all the weapons disscused nothing is more important than your primary firearm. Keep it cleaned, keep it oiled,  keep it loaded, keep it close. With a cool head, steady hands and plenty of ammu...
Posted by William Murderface on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:21:00 PST

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 5) Melee Weapons

Choosing the right weapon can be the difference between a pile of dead zombies and becoming one yourself. When confronted with the undead its easy to belive in the super commando strategy:load up with...
Posted by William Murderface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 4) Outbreak!

In this section im going to explain the different classes of outbreak.Although each zombie attack is different,givin the number,terrain,reaction of the general populace,ect., its level of intensity ca...
Posted by William Murderface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 3 cont.) Know your Enemy

5) DecompositionThe average zombie "life span" is estimated at 3-5 years. Almost all the microbe species involved in normal decomposition have rejected flesh infected by the zombie virus, effectively ...
Posted by William Murderface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 3) Know your Enemy

In this part 1 of 2 i am going break down zombies and go a little more in-depth on their Attributes1) SightThe eyes of a zombie are no different than that of a normal human.They can spot prey at dista...
Posted by William Murderface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 2) Contraction

1) SYMPTOMSThe timetable below outlines the process of an infected human (give or take several hours depending on the individual)Hour1: pain and discoloration (brown and purple) of the infected area.I...
Posted by William Murderface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Zombie Survival Guide (part 1) Top 10 Survival Tips

Top 10 Tips fo when confronting Zombies1.Organize before they rise2.They feel no fear, why should you?3.Use your head: cut off theirs.4.Blades dont need reloading5.ideal protection-tight clothes,short...
Posted by William Murderface on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST