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About Me

I'm The New Jesus. Please don't confuse me with the last one. There's not going to be a second coming. I'm it. I hate to take the name of the last guy, but in here everyone's named Vesuvius or Larry the Paladin and I didnt need all the confusion. I couldn't have a simple name either. You can't be a messiah with a name like John. Apostle, sure. Messiah? No.

Don't worry, it's not time for the rapture, yet. I'm here to answer some of your questions like, "Creation vs. Evolution, which is it Jesus?"

I've been getting a lot of requests to perform healings. Unfortunately, this is not the forum for healings. Anyone seeking such divine service is referred to the Santo Domingo Church in Guanajuato, Mexico where a statue of my mom that cries can help you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A shepherd turns away none of his flock, even Tom.

Heroes:

Jesus I, Ghandi, Einstein, Diogenes the Cynic, Moses, Galileo, Bill Hicks, and Larry Fine.

My Blog

Eulogy for Jesus

So, my friends, let us lay to rest the original Jesus. Some say he rose again on the third day, but I am here to tell you that he died. Sad as it may seem, since it seems to imply that Chr...
Posted by The New Jesus on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:03:00 PST

The New Jesus Uncertainty Principle

OK, brethren, here comes a curve ball. It's understandable why the concept of us - our being, our consciousness and our fate - as nothing more than the inevitable manifestation of physical a...
Posted by The New Jesus on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

Protoplasm and the Second Law of Thermodynamics

This is long and not for the weak at heart.The second law of thermodynamics rears its head in the creation debate on behalf of both camps. Physics and faith make strange bedfellows in this insta...
Posted by The New Jesus on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:33:00 PST

Dad Loves Everyone

Dad loves EVERYONE. It doesn't matter if you are an atheist, Jew, Buddhist, or Republican. Many religions like to preach that they are the one true religion and the reward for believing is Heaven. Con...
Posted by The New Jesus on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:40:00 PST

The Parable of Santa Claus

I understand that it is difficult for many to accept or to even consider that Dad obeys the laws of physics. We are taught from childhood that God can do anything. We are also taught that ...
Posted by The New Jesus on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

Why are we here, Jesus?

Not an easy subject, but here goes. You weren't created in the biblical sense. Dad didn't wave his arms, shout abracadabra and POOF! God created man. In the strictest sense, you jus...
Posted by The New Jesus on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:26:00 PST

Dad Obeys Physics

Ok, you don't get to be a prophet unless you come up with some beatitudes, it can't be all wrestling with the moneychangers. Think about this: God obeys the laws of physics. He does. He's ...
Posted by The New Jesus on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:12:00 PST

About Me and My Message.

I'm the new guy, but the message is still the same. Love your neighbor as yourself and do unto others, yada... yada... Y'all know the drill. I shouldn't have to tell you, but a lot o...
Posted by The New Jesus on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:51:00 PST