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Geico Gecko

supergeicogecko

About Me

I'm about 7' inches tall with a HUGE tail in back and front if ya know what I mean, black eyes, scaly. Most of the ladies around here think I'm sexy. Oh yea, I can save you 15% or more on car insurance!

My Interests

Female Lizards!! Car Insurace Lookin sexy Harley's Smokin that refer!

I'd like to meet:

A sexy lizard who does not want me for my fame and money. I hate gold diggers.

Music:

I listen to rap basically. It makes me look cool to all the females when I whip by in my new whip. I just put some 20's in the trunk and I'm puttin some 24's on next week!!

Movies:

I find it hard to watch movies because I have to jump on the remote... which causes me to hit multiple buttons... so it's really fucked up...

Television:

My commercials bitch! You know that sexy motherfucker on there? THATS ME!

Books:

I find it hard to read books because my hands are too little and my feet can't turn them real easy. BUT THAT PLAY LIZARD IS FINE.... I CAN REALLY TURN THOSE PAGES! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOD

Heroes:

Any person that will not step on me. I've had a couple people almost do it you know.