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Agador Spartacus

About Me

I like pirin tablets, naps, and dry humping my boyfriend. And naps.

I once dreamed of a life on stage, but my natural heat is too primitive to compete with poquita estrogen rockettes. So now I just enjoy dreaming of humping my boyfriend. Except for the other day, when I dreamt I was humping Gene Hackman, but he was really Gene Hackman dressed like my Guatemalan grandmother. When I awoke, it took me a full hour to lick the filth from my body. As soon as I finished, I demanded the humans release me from my crate, found my boyfriend sleeping on the couch, and promptly humped him.

My Interests

Movies:

Desperado, Sin City, Grindhouse... I love me some Robert Rodriguez.

Television:

Mi Vida Eres Tu rocks my world.

Books:

...are good for chewing. I licked the eggnog bowl one Navidad and ate four Bukowski novels... I grew a beard and was angry until Cinco de Mayo...

My Blog

Tara Reid Anagrams

Tara Reid anagrams: I a retard, red rat I, rad irate, a dire rat, a ear dirt, rated air, and drunk trailer park whore. Listening to: Nossing. I chewed off my jown ears to make it st...
Posted by Agador Spartacus on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

Ejaculating firejloworks

When I die and by the grace of Santa Maria I am rejincanated as the woman I jam inside, I will look like this. Jes, maybe the space invaders costume es a bit loco, but what else would chu wear with th...
Posted by Agador Spartacus on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

Sexiest Bacon Lover Alive

Dear Jorge,I jam sad to hear about the loss of jour porker. I know how hard it es to lose a life partner, but one that smells like bacon, that must be really hard. Today when my human gave me a pig e...
Posted by Agador Spartacus on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:54:00 PST