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Tammy

Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

About Me

Hi. I'm Tanya and I'm an alcoholic. It's been three days since I last shit myself.

My Interests

Field triage, funky cheese, naked karaoke, and

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Han Solo.

Music:

"The Rainbow Connection"- Only pussies poo-poo the singing frog.That "Who Wants To Live Forever" song when Heather dies in Highlander--you know you cry. It's okay. Everybody does. If you don't, you're an android. Kill the android.Oh, and I knew this guy who married my best friend in high school who could play on the electric base that Peanuts song that they all dance to in the Christmas Special, but he played it sorta plucky-like, you know, with two hands, like he was playing a piano. That was pretty neat.

Movies:

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

Television:

Turner Classic Movies: Either the guy got the girl or caught a bullet. Everyone smoked brand name cigarettes and drank brown liquor without ice and without apology. There was no inappropriate time to break into song, and everyone knew the chorography. And lives, both fated or fortunate, played best with a Berlin soundtrack.

Books:

_Beowulf_, Faulker's _Light in August_, Hemmingway's _The Sun Also Rises_, Chandler's _Farewell, My Lovely_, Hannah's _Airships_, Johnson's _Jesus' Son_, etc.

Heroes:

Aphra Behn, The Venerable Bede, and that guy who with his beard feeds Skittles to the lady doing the job interview.