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David

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. --Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

About Me

I was born on Oahu, raised in Hawaii and Oregon, and came to Los Angeles in 2004 to attend the Film/TV Production Program at USC. I now work as a cinematographer, gaffer, and gregarious karaoke reveler. You can see my work (sans karaoke talents) on my website davidcarstens.com .
Mental Diarrhea: Dave's Blog
Photo Blog

My Interests

Filmmaking, Surfing, Photography, Being a bad influence for kids.

I'd like to meet:

I have a huge crush on Tina Fey

Music:

Ben Harper, IZ, The Killers.

Movies:

Iron Man, 300, The Fountain, Batman Begins, Army of Darkness, Across the Universe, Happy Feet, Once

Television:

30 Rock, Family Guy

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk.

My Blog

My Blog O Photos

Now that I've finally picked up a DSLR, I'll be putting photos up on a blog. Also, I'd love to do a portrait series with any of my compadrés. Check 'em out! http://hapadave.blogspot.com/-DC...
Posted by David on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

I do not look like a celebrity, and neither do these people.

I was recently presented with the following question for my Onion profile:Q: The celebrity I resemble the mostA: Drunk people have been known to call me Ben Affleck for reasons I fail to understand. H...
Posted by David on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

10 Good Reasons You May not Want to Have Kids

http://dirtyword.byethost12.com/wordpress/?page_id=1201) They are NoisyI am not saying that all of them are, I wasn't, but the fact is that most of them will be constantly mouthing off about something...
Posted by David on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:36:00 PST

Michael Bay: A Man and His Ego

The Bio, "Michael Bay: Power Director" The Short Film, "Killing Michael Bay" ...
Posted by David on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

Bill O'Reilly = Idiot

My fair and balanced argument is presented in the following video: Jesse Lange, let me know when you run for President....
Posted by David on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST

Schwarzenegger, God Bless.

Thank you, sir, for making this life worth living through your immortal one-liners: ...
Posted by David on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST

Thriller!

Description: The 1500+ inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu City, Philippines, do a lot more than just languish in a cell. They have livelihood programs and personal ...
Posted by David on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST

Nerd Alert!

I got an iPhone! I have a nasty sunbrun to show for my 12 hour wait in line, my feelings about it so far can be illustrated best by the folllowing picture:...
Posted by David on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:34:00 PST

The Horrors of Apartment Hunting

Finding an apartment in LA is, by far, the worst experience I've ever had to endure. Granted, I've never been sent to a Chinese prison, but I feel that I've had enough life experience to gauge a shitt...
Posted by David on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Behind the Scenes: "dance, dance, dance!"

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Posted by David on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST