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About Me

This Is My Life Story...For Anyone Who Cares

I Was Concieved In Uranus' Testicles

I Made My Etiological Exit Out Of Gaia's Vagina

Chronus Smacked My Ass To Help Me Breathe

A Cabin At The Top Of Mt. Olympus Is The First Place I Called Home

At Infancy Thetis Annointed Me With Ambrosia And Then Placed Me Upon A Fire To Burn Away My Mortal Portions

While Playing In The Front Yard, A Swing Hit My Head. It Just So Happens That People Blame This Incident For My Actions

I Sneezed Out The Primordial Ooze

I Turned My Thigh Into A Womb And Gave Birth To Dionysus

I Solved The Sphynxes Riddle, Killed My Father And Had Children With My Mother Before Savagely Gouging My Own Eyes Out

I Tought The Moerae To Spin Thread And Use Scissors

After Spending 4 Days In A Tomb Jesus Personally Visited The City Of Bethany To Resurrect Me

I Was Caligula's First Cosmotologist

I, Unfortunately, Am Blamed For Teaching Bob Dylan How To Shave

In 2004 I traveled to Islamabad to Study The Wombaticus Rex Exegesis

I Slay Women And Rape Dragons

I Have A 2 Headed Penis

I Used The Sonnenberg Tunnel As A Rubber

I Was Eventually Betrayed By My Followers...And With One Poetical Line I Rolled Over And Died.

All These Events In My Life...Turned Me Into The Rapper I Am Now.

Now You Know What The Legend Is.

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Management/Booking Info: [email protected]

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/28/2005
Band Website: dynamicallyinsane.com
Band Members: Check Out These Artists and Programs

Influences: Hip Hop
Sounds Like: The Future
Record Label: Dynamically Insane
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Searching For Riley Mason Feat Hump Jones

A song me and Mr Hump Jones created back during the 'Jesus On Ice' Tour. This is gonna be the B Side of my first single release for Divinus Lacuna Theatrum. Enjoy: (Devastate)spitting game on t...
Posted by Devastate on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:23:00 PST

Attack Of The Killer Grapes Lyrics

A little tune I did for the Banana Hammock's "Assault On GOOD Taste" record. Here's the lyrics: intricate numbers emerge programmed on randomization i travel-the-nation, solving note pad...
Posted by Devastate on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:01:00 PST

...2007...

I originally had every intention of posting this blog on January 1st, but unfortunately I didn't completely absorb the signifiicance of 2007 up until a few hours ago. 2007 was a year filled with ...
Posted by Devastate on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:21:00 PST

Enlightenment

So in honor of my show this coming saturday(April 28th), i decided to give you something i perform...This song is about 3 years old, so alot of this has lost its relevance to me(my spirituality specif...
Posted by Devastate on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

Body Fat

My Story Begins October 21st 2005, Stacy Cunningham passes away. Fast Forward 1 year later, October 21st 2006, I perform verse 2 and 3 of the song that this blog just so happens to be about. At t...
Posted by Devastate on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

You Knew I'd Be A Man When I Decide

I Wanna Be A Man But My Pride Will Kill Me After 10 days of being without my house i am finally back in. Its been a crazy start to the new year to say the least. I wanna thank Steven, Brandon, R...
Posted by Devastate on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

A Kingdom over-ran by Idiocy

"I've Been Given A Gift Tonight, and I Vow To Be a Vessel"-Gift Of Gab "Our Earliest slang was, "word," Word up," "Word Life," and "Word Is Bond." As Guru said "these are words that i manifest." We n...
Posted by Devastate on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

The Many Deaths Of Mr Davis

now i've witnessed crime-scenes lost in controversial rhyme-schemes my mind-bleeds blind-dreams that contradict what i've-seen suppose-you, chose-to open up your old-wounds and wrote-tunes that spoke...
Posted by Devastate on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

5 Years In The Making

Today, as we all know, is the 5th Anniversery of the tragic event we all know as...9/11 If the readers choose to look at it from a different perspective, this was so much more than a tragedy.&n...
Posted by Devastate on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Things I Learned On My Trip Back To Philly

Hmm...Philly Is Still The Best City In The WorldRockabilly Music Is HorrendousDon't Perform With Swollen TonsilsI Got The Most Loyal Fans In The WorldI Could Learn A Few Things From Cee-Lo and Mike Pa...
Posted by Devastate on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST