i talk outta the side of my mouth. i have been both a dick & a liar.
i'm also an aquarian with a carnivorous appetite who doesn't mind telling people to "go fuck themselves". sound familiar? the difference is that the
other fella is a dick with a capital D, profiting from & contributing to the
world's misery. INSERT TRANSITION HERE. i'm typically shy one minute,
& then an obnoxious prick the next, dependent upon the audience. i'm
full of useless information predicated on my willingness to read ANYTHING
that has pictures or illustrations. intellectually & emotionally, i tread
shallow water.i love true crime novels & biographies(specifically music:
CASH, the long hard road out of hell,MILES,get in the van.....). my taste
in movies & music runs from the silly to the absurd.
i like: cartoons,comedy central,reading,drumming,pretending to
play guitar,air guitar,vegging at the library, camping, bars, and wishing i
wasn't a poor bastard so i could: go skydiving,scubadiving,snowboarding,
drink TANQUERAY instead of COUNTRY SQUIRE, and date a higher class
of low-rent women.
i work at a hospital, i make 13 cents an hr.(I'M RICH, BEEYOTCH!),
i stick people with needles, i draw blood with unsteady hands & unsure reason. by the end of the year, i may be radiating your mother. i drink too much, sleep too little(although my roommate may beg to differ), and love processed food. my friends, matt & jimmy, told me i shouldn't disclose my financial worth(lessness) on here cuz it may turn off prospective "catches" from the dating (cess)pool. "dude, your humor doesn't come across on these things. you come off like a creepy loser." now, co'mon guys, i only cum ON creepy losers, but thanks 4 the advice. duly noted. i'm very opinionated about what i like & dislike. people that get all butt-hurt when you trash their favorite band,movie,book,etc. are obviously feeble-minded, because it's just an opinion. like DIRTY HARRY said, "opinions are like a!@holes, they stink & everyone's got one."
nevertheless, i'm my own worst critic and probably should be on medication.
was that incriminating enough?..
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