ELMOCHI (NOT SO KINGLY LATELY)

About Me

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My Interests

alabama college football,new york yankees baseball,

I'd like to meet:

VIRGINS WITH NICE BREATH one maybe is you AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!,WOMEN WITH A CAMEL TOE

Music:

hard rock,black sabbath,ozzy osbourne,pink floyd,allman brothers,lynyrd skynyrd,black label society,ac/dc(bon scott)kiss,frank zappa,montrose,frank sinatra,louie prima,rush,judas priest,iron maiden,clutch,infectious grooves,limp bizkit,snot,alice n chains,collective soul,joe bonamassa,jimi hendrix,stevie ray vaughn,frank marino,robin trower....others,oh! i also support our local boys from american idol fame(ruben studdard,bo bice,taylor hicks,and whoever will be the next american idol from birmingham area)
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Movies:

animal house,old school,van wilder,dodge ball,40 year old virgin,wedding crashers,saving silverman,buying the cow,batman begins,patton,kill bill vol 1&2,american pie series,last samurai,star trek movies,star wars saga,the godfather saga,james bond movies

Television:

star trek(all),24,new battlestar galactica,that 70's show,american idol (sorry),chapelle show,the mind of mencia,gilligan's island

Books:

tom clancy,star trek,da vinci code,three musketeers,dune,holy blood/holy grail

Heroes:

patton,u.s soldiers,o.j.simpson

My Blog

Italians

Italians 42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child 01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.02. You spent your entire childhood thinki...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:22:00 PST

REPOST FROM JAY LENO

I'm not an active Jay Leno fan ---solely because his working hours coincide with my sleeping ones---but after reading this, my respect and esteem for him has gone skyhigh. &nbs...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

BE VERY CAREFUL

NAPPY HEADED HO'S? THE "N" WORD? DAYGO? WHERE DOES IT END? WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP BEING OFFENDED BY WORDS? WAS IMUS SO BAD,WERE THEY SO RACIST? WAS WHAT HE SAID THAT DEPLORABLE? DOES JESSE JACKSON AND ...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:30:00 PST

10 MYSPACE COMMANDMENTS

1. THOU SHALT HAVE NO MYSPACE FRIEND BEFORE ME. 2. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE ELMOCHI'S NAME IN VAIN. 3. KEEP SACRED ELMOCHI'S BIRTHDAY 4. HONOR THY PIX AND COMMENTS. 5. THOU SHALT NOT HACK! 6. THOU SHALT NO...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

(I POSTED THIS BUT I LIKED IT SO MUCH, I HAD TO BLOG IT!) WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

What if

What if the whole world farted at once?
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

PUNS

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Theceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, bu...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

THINGS THAT I LIKE BY ROCKY DENNIS

THINGS THAT I LIKE BY ROCKY DENNIS: A BAG OVER MY FACE,MY CLOSET WHERE I STAY MOST OF THE TIME,JOHN MERRICK,FRANKENSTEIN,JACK ELAM,MARTY FELDMAN AND MICHAEL JACKSON. THINGS THAT ARE A DRAG: A BAG OVER...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

" LIFE IS GOOD"

LIFE IS GOOD! I GUESS THAT SUMS IT UP,LIFE IS GOOD! MY FRIEND OF 15 OR SO YEARS MADE THAT HIS MOTTO,A MOTTO I AM GOING TO EMBRACE FROM HERE ON OUT. YOU SEE, JIM (MY FRIEND, DIED THURSDAY OF P...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

IF BY RUDYARD KIPLING

THIS POEM BY RUDYARD KIPLING HAS BEEN A FAVORITE OF MINE SINCE THE SEVENTH GRADE. I JUST HAPPENED UPON IT AGAIN SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT. ENJOY (GOOD LIFE'S LESSONS) [IF] If you can k...
Posted by TONY BISAQUINO aka ELMOCHI on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST