I'm interested in making stars out of people with raw ambition. people who aren't afraid to sweat a bit, people who aren't scared to break a nail. people like Rolf Harris. People think he just presents animal hospital. BULLSHIT! He mucks in, I've seen him wipe a rat with diarrhea's arse! And amputate a poodle's tail.
I'd like to meet:
Too be honest, I think I've met everybody thats worth meeting. Showbiz isn't what it used to be. I'm trying to change that, but these days are a far cry from the hard graft days of: Ken Dodd, Des o' Conner and Noel Edmonds to name a few! So I'd like to meet anyone who's got the bollocks to put the work in, and do what it takes to make it in showbiz! basicly...If you're another Ant & Dec, you can fuck off! Cheeky bastards them two! I remember when one of em got blinded on Byker Grove! Shame it was only acting! Freeloading BASTARDS!
Music:
I'm obviously a fan of Phil Collins. I love his music, and the music of genesis. But, I've gotta say, I've heard a demo track for Phil's new album, and it had Chinese backing vocals......Didn' really work for me!i also like: Rod Stewart, Status Quo and The Dire Straits. Unknown to most i was a big ska fan back in the late seventies!
Movies:
My Movie! I also love Dirty Dancing. Swayze knew his fucking shit in that film. You get no bullshit with Swayze, if you want him to dance, he'll go off and fucking learn to dance. If you want him to die and be a ghost thats in love with Demi Moore,...He'll do that too! He doesn't give a shit! He's commited!! Unlike that swine Vin Diesel! Bald poof!
Television:
I enjoyed the documentaries that followed Phil Collins's life. I suppose thats because I was in a few of them though! I also really like Jim'll Fix It!
Books:
"On The Other hand" - Jeremy Beadle's autobiography. - MASTERPIECE!
Heroes:
Myself, and that sounds arrogant but im one of the only people i trust. Oh and Kurt Russel.
